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Seeing having a friend introduces yourself here, I feel very interesting. In fact, there is a lot of flowers every month, and there is not much relationship with income. Many people around me are three or four thousand every month, but there are many money all over the day.
I have incorporated 15,000 months (of course, only more than 12,000 truly, because I have to pay taxes and four gold). My salary is directly hit on the card, and I usually don't bring this card, just with hundreds of cash and a bus card. But I will count about 300 each month, it may not be there (because I don't have a specific record). The detailed breakdown is as follows:
House: live yourself, so you don't need to spend money;
Mobile phone fee: 50 or so (using CDMA package, monthly rent, usually in the office or home, general landline);
Traffic fee: In order to increase the amount of exercise, ride a bicycle every day;
Food fee: It turned out to eat in the company downstairs, and later I felt that it was not delicious, I took a meal from home, calculated about 4 dollars in the cost of 4 yuan; two small knives, a cup of milk, the cost is about 1.2 blocks Money; only to drink porridge at night, eat some green vegetables, up to 1.5 yuan. About a month: 6.7 * 30 = 201,
Zero spending: because there is no smoking and alcohol, it is usually nothing to spend. It's just a lot of students, I will always gather, go out to eat or drink tea, coffee, there are some time when I go to me, it is estimated that the 1500 will be enough for a year, and the average is about 120 more than a month.
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Others: I like outdoor sports, but don't buy a fitness card, go to the park square to play, or practice dumbbells at home, this doesn't need to spend money. Nowadays, there are few books, the network is so developed, what information is required to check online. I can't get online at home, because during the day, I have been online (including network office) during the day, and saves a pen.
There is less than 400 pieces, which is also rich in life. So how much spending money is not directly related to the quality of life, and it doesn't matter to income.
Another boss immediately said this.
The landlord is not authentic?
The poor brothers tailored to the family, and then, you are so high salary. Can't help but you have a few! !
You never buy clothes, because you get on the street, the people in the whole road can't see it!
You have never paying the labor management cost, because your property is your home!
You call at home but never pay, because others put the line to your phone online!
You never give your parents, because they may have passed away or have been separated from you!
You have never had a cost of support, because you have no wife or child only use it to drink water!
You have never repaired a bicycle, because your car will give you a new come!
You buy CDMA doesn't spend money, because the mobile and co-talk calls and call charges don't have to collapse the warehouse, I have to give you free of charge as a souvenir!
You don't eat meat for a year, because your body is special, missing nutrients can be added automatically through breathing!
I can't say it, because I found you really! ! ! ! !
There is also a more powerful
I have income for 150000 (of course, only more than 12,000,000 truly, because I have to pay taxes and four gold). My salary is directly to the card, and I usually don't bring this card, just take a few cash and a flavor. But I will count about 30 each month, I may not be there (because I don't have a specific record). The details of the overhead are roughly as follows: House: You can pick it up, so you don't need to spend money;
Hydroelectric gas: water is hit, electricity is not used, gas is not used.
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Mobile phone fee: 0, (surrounded by friends, I want to use them, usually in the office, generally used the landline, home to the next door);
Traffic fee: In order to increase the amount of exercise, take the road every day;
Food fee: It turned out to eat in the company downstairs, and later I feel expensive and not eaten, I will eat the female colleague to eat, because they have a small amount of food; do not eat in the morning; Up to 0.8 yuan. About a month: 0.8 * 30 = 24 blocks,
Zero spending: because there is no smoking and alcohol, it is usually nothing to spend. Just have more students, I will always get together, go out to eat or drink tea, coffee, and I will slip when I am going to pay.
Others: I like outdoor sports, but don't buy fitness cards, go to Tianqiao's dew camping, or exercise dumbbells at home, this doesn't need to spend money. Nowadays, there are few books, usually stealing books, the network is so developed, what information is required to check online. I can't get online at home, because during the day, I have been online (including network office) during the day, and saves a pen.
A total of less than 30, this life is also very rich. So how much spending money is not directly related to the quality of life, and it doesn't matter to income.
An angry brother said:
by!
As you do this, the municipal government is fucking is SB?
Shanghai minimum living security line is top 580!
Your one month 300 is also alive and smooth, and that low, it is estimated that 10 dollars in a month are enough.
A brother who posing as a government LD said
I have revenue for 2500 months (of course, only more than 2,000 truly, because I have to pay taxes and four gold). My salary is directly hit on the card, and I usually don't bring this card, just take dozens of cash with you. But each month will calculate about 100, may exceed it (because I don't have a specific record). The detailed breakdown is as follows:
House: live in the government, so you don't need to spend money, renting a house subsidy, it is not used;
Mobile phone payment: 0, the government is not allowed, but separated by three times five people (my family uses these mobile phones, even my 9-year-old son and nanny), in the office or home, general landline There is another secretary to help contact, don't have money;
Traffic fee: In order to increase the foundation of the masses, cycling every day (approximately 200 meters); do things have a driver (do not want money, even the oil is reported), but I like yourself, some places others are inconvenient;
Food fee: It turned out to eat in the government's canteen, not good to eat, eat it, then go outside, each month's food ticket is a secretary, but he didn't ask me to pay for money, it should be very cheap.
Zero spending: Although the smoke and alcohol is hobbied, but there is nothing to spend, it is someone else. I am send. I can't finish it, my wife has sold the small selling department of their relatives, change the daily necessities, these no one is sent. Just have more entertainment, go out to eat or drink tea, coffee, chaotic, singing, and the turn is there, but there are always some business owners to help me buy. However, the tip is not good as others, although the lady is very happy, but occasionally encounters, I still give it, I have finished the police station. [Transfer from the blood http://www.tiexue.net]
Others: I like outdoor sports, I used to play for stockings, now playing golf. The VIP card is sent by the stadium, which does not need to spend money. Now I bought a book, I don't read the book, because the book is lost, who will want to lose?
There is less than 200 pieces, this life is also very rich. So how much spending money is not directly related to the quality of life, and it doesn't matter to income.
Enthusiastic public welfare undertaking:
Everyone didn't expect a little, why not persuade the landlord to donate the amount of money to society every month? In addition to ourselves 300 yuan, all give the charity, after all, there are so many people who are not enough, so that they can not live with the landlord, because the landlord will save, it is to be selflessly repaying the society. . Why do you give your child a legacy, all will you give the society?
Also, like the elite of the landlord, after retirement, because of not working, the 俸 禄 吃 禄 不 不,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Breathing oxygen, the water drunk, the excreted feces is a great waste of social resources. Don't forget, before leaving the will, all the legitizes donate to the poor, and to write in the old newspaper, save resources.
The person who worshiped the landlord said: 5555
idol! You are my idol! What is Zhou Xing? You are more humorous! What is Zhou Run? You have temperament than him! What is Jay Chou? You have talents than him! What is Zhou Bo? You are deep than him! What is Zhou Xu? You are better than her. What is Zhou Yuli? You are beautiful than her! What is Zhou Huajian? You will sing! What is Zhou Shuren? You are literary Thai! What is Zhou Wu Wang calcifies? You love you more than him! What is the week? You will dream than him! What is Zhou Shizi? You study chicken is better than him! What is Zhou fisher? You grow like a train than her! What is Zhou Yu? You will be angry than him! What is Zhou Zhou? You have a music cell than him!
I want to keep your post in my heart, engraved in my mind; I have to learn to print, put this post into lead words; I want to learn to engrave, engrave this post into statues; I want Go to learn to make poems, change this post to immortal poems; I have to go to learn the words, change this post to lyrics; I have to go to learn to sing, sang this post; I have to learn to say a dream, In the dream, I have to read deeply; I have to learn to be tattoo, thorns this post on everyone! I have to make a hacker, change all the websites into this post; I want to be a judge, let all prisoners copy this post; I want to do China Mobile's chairman, give this post to all mobile phone users; I To make Microsoft president, change all computer operating systems to this post; I want to do God, let hundreds of millions of believers have only rely on this post as a Bible since then, come to guide their light! The landlord, I am still calm down now, I think it should be some practical things. I decided to record your name first. Let the descendants of the children and grandchildren in mind, and are widely commented. Let them know what is traditional virtue in China, what is the spirit of Yan Yellow End, what is the Yellow River, what is the Yangtze River Soul. What is a five thousand years of civilization?
Landlord! I have not been happy today, so happy, so happy, I think I have found the true meaning of life, that is, I can read this post every day, read this post every day. This life is full of vigor. But I just get the satisfaction of the flesh. My humble soul did not get eternal life in the fire. I want to tell you, let me live like a personal, like a real person. Only the landlord - you!
Maybe this is a big jealousy, maybe this sentence is half, I will be torn with your followers, but I am not afraid. It is you gave me an unlimited courage. It is that you guiding my right direction, I raised my head, your figure in the sky gradually emerged, you seem to be smiling at me, you said: "Just Do It!" This voice suddenly suddenly, I know that it is from my heart.
One of the most NB said:
I have income for 150000 (of course, only more than 12,000,000 truly, because I have to pay taxes and four gold). My salary is directly to the card, and I usually don't bring this card, just take a few cash and a flavor. But every month is calculated, it is also -312.2, there may be more (because I don't have specific records). The detailed breakdown is as follows:
House: -299, live under the eaves of others, the way, to see the door, 299 yuan per month;
Hydropower gas: Water is part of the unit with a barrel, when it is raining, it is stored, and the electricity can be sent by the solar. When there is no sun, the gas is not used, and the gas is not used. I generally pick up the firefighting fire in the corridor. When someone else's chimney, I can take it.
Mobile phone fee: -30, I have to use them, I usually use them, usually in the office, generally used the landline, the home is next door); Sealing fee.
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Traffic fee: In order to increase the amount of exercise, go to get off work every day, the cat is low, and the head can also pick up the bounter;
Food fee: It turned out to eat in the company downstairs, and later I feel expensive and not eaten, I will eat the female colleague to eat, because they have a small amount of food; do not eat in the morning; Up to 0.8 yuan. One month (only working day) approximately: 0.8 * 21 = 16.8, non-working day I lay in the bed in the bed (also called the Valley). Zero spending: There is a hobby of smoking and alcohol, but there is nothing to spend, and I will take the fire to others. When I am active, I will steal people, I have a slow movement, I will take the smoke, I will take the smoke. The tube is called the king smoke. As for the wine, you can go home to go home when you ask others. Occasionally go to the hospital to go back to the hospital. It's just that you have more students, I will always gather, go out to eat or drink tea, coffee, I will slip when I will pay, I can't take a piece of ID card, and take a piece of 10 pieces.
Others: I like outdoor sports, but don't buy fitness cards, go to Tianqiao Dew, or practice push-ups at home, this doesn't need to spend money. Nowadays, there are few books, usually stealing books, the network is so developed, what information is required to check online. I can't get online at home, because during the day, I have been online (including network office) during the day, and saves a pen.
The total cost is taken - 312.2 (there is an increase in the absolute value of the money), and this life is also very rich. So how much spending money is not directly related to the quality of life, and it doesn't matter to income.
