About the gentleman: get up, get up, you don't say that I have to come early today. Guan: Don't talk, I will sleep again. Mr.: Let's get started, shouldn't you be late. Guan: Don't touch me! I want to sleep! ! Guan: Yeah! It's late! How did you call me! ! ! About the washwashing! Will you wash your dishes? Guan: Good. Mr.: Why is it still not moving? Guan: I have a headache. Mr.: Surperse, don't let you wash your dishes, you don't have a headache. Guan: Really! I will take a headache when I want to wash the dishes. About the truth: You see, the girl looks good. Mr.: What looks like. Guan: What do you mean! Why don't you keep it in harmony with me! Mr.: Good looks. Mr.: Hey, don't walk, why don't you care about me? About eating, smash: I have half a meal, very delicious, let you eat it. Mr.: I don't like to eat. Guan: No, you love to eat! Are you disappointing me! Mr.: This is very delicious, come. Guan: Your dirty chopsticks have been touched, who eats! Mr.: Then I have eaten half, I still eat, I don't want to abandon you, how do you give up me? Guan: That's right. I dislike you, say that I am more clean than you. I am more clean, what is your discard me? ! About divorce sminch: If we are married, the house is owned by me, I have to take it away. Mr.: What about my money? Guan: Your money is my money, what do you have any money! Dare: Also, you have to give me 80% after the divorce. Well, if you get married again, it will be 60% of me. Mr.: Wife, I will never divorce you! About buying clothes, smash: Is this a look good? Mr.: Good look. Guan: You are perfunctory, I want to let me buy it quickly! Guan: Does the clothes look good? Mr.: Not good. Guan: You can't buy it! About the sanners: Let's divide the family. Guan: Good. First of all, the dirty is a man, such as rubbing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... Mr.: This is right. Guan: You are learning science, I am learning textory, with electricity, like a washing machine, refrigerator, rice cooker, electric iron ... Mr.: This ... Guan: In addition to male, inner. Well, you can do it, buy vegetables, pay the water, take newspaper milk ... Mr.: Ok, OK, then what do you do? Guan: Don't worry.
The cigarette in the kitchen is so big, can ruin the skin, do your meal. Mr.: You will tell me what you do. Guan: I also have a lot to do. I can accompany you, supervise you, praise you, comfort you ... About the child, smash: Let's have a child. Mr.: line. Guan: Then do you like our children? Mr.: I like it. Guan: That's not! You have to like me alone! Mr.: Ok, good, I like you alone. Guan: Then my child doesn't like anything! Mr.: Don't want children. Regarding Mr. Equality, Mr. Equality: All say that men and women are equal, is our home? Guan: Well. The bullying of your men has been bullied for thousands of years. We also have to bully you for thousands of years, and equally, it is true equality. Don't worry, after thousands of years, our home is equal. About happiness, smile: Are you married, is it very happy? Mr.: I didn't think it was. You don't talk about it, you don't work, and you will be happy. How do I happiness? Guan: This is your happiness. I don't talk about it, or if I sacrifice myself, can I be lined out of your tolerance? I don't work, cultivate you, the art is not compressed, you can strive for strength; I told people, then Your life is rich and more, you see, your marriage life is not as monotonous than others. About drinking water sneakers: husband, I want to drink water! Mr.: I will fall down. Mr.: Hey, this cup is not in your hand, didn't see it? Guan: I saw it, I just want you to hand me. About leaders of smuggling: I am not leading outside, I have to lead at home. You are leaders outside, you have to be leaders at home. Mr.: If I am not leading outside? Sir: A man, looking outside, go home to take a wife to play the wind, what men! About Mr. Just: You don't know. Danue: I have never speaking with you, and the home is not the way. Besides, you are a man, it is more than 8 months, you have to let me. About Mr. Qian: I will give you a proportion of the money I earn, and I have more than enough, this is active. Guan: Good. Mr.: Then I give you a few percent? Min: one hundred percent. About sleeping (1) Mr.: You are so small, how to take it so much! Dare: Of course, I have to turn over, I have to stretch! About sleeping (2) Guan: Let's cover the double by it. Mr.: Don't! The next morning, I wrapped in you. I can't cover anything. Still cover yourself, in your heart.
Guan: Hey, you are your own cover, you have to be wrapped in me tomorrow morning! About the center, I have always been a center in our home, and I have to be centered on your home. Mr.: Then I have always been a center in our home. Guan: But my center is important than your center. Mr.: Why? Guan: Because I am a thousand gold, you are just a small child. About the idea of smash: Let's go out. Mr.: Ok, where do you say where to go. Guan: I have to have an idea and tell you! Mr.: I have never agree. Guan: What is the idea I don't agree, that is called perfunctory! You have to have an idea until I am satisfied. About calling smile: Why don't you call me? ! Mr.: Pour a hike! Today is not saying that you give me a call. As a result, I waited for a day, or I called you. Guan: I said, but I changed my mind. Zhang Ai said: Women have the privilege of the idea. Mr.: Then you don't tell me! Guan: I said, I said in my heart, who made you and my heart. About the opposite sex, smash: I can have a boyfriend, you can't interfere with me. Mr.: OK, I also make a girlfriend. Guan: No! Mr.: Why do you do it? Guan: I am boyfriend, people you can't do can do, I will not be old to pick your problems, which is conducive to family happiness. You make friends, my heart is small, jealous and quarrel, not conducive to family stability. Mr.: Then I am also small. Guan: A man, like a woman, is small, thank you, say! About mood Del: I can't live a mood, it will reduce our marriage quality. Mr.: Then I don't work hard. Guan: Your psychological tolerance should be better than me, because your child is bigger than me, the heart should be better than me! About Nothing San: This bag you also hold. Mr.: I have four bags, you don't take anything, is it so embarrassed? Guan: Then I am still holding you! You are more than 100 pounds, I am not more than what you take. About walking, smash: Let's walk to the road. Mr.: When it is too far, it will not be back in a while. Guan: Nothing, you will come back. About the hand paper, smash: Today, we have made two scrolls of paper. I said a female colleague: This is good, you can give the mother a volume to the mother. Mr.: What about you? Guan: I am not the same as her, I will give my mother. About marriage and love, Dear: Nowadays, there is an old marriage, you said, will you have a marriage? Mr.: No.
