The New York, a robbers in New York, said a native speech when robbing the bank: "Tong is not allowed, the money is the country, life is your own!"
An electrician walks into the operating room, saying that a hanging patient wearing an oxygen hood: Hey! You listen, take a deep breath, I need to stop 5 minutes!
One night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: Your mother has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves!
There is a patient to sing on the bed and start singing, after a while. The dean confuses, asking the reason, he replied: Stupid, just a plane, now B, now!
One day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a beef bear DB. So the bear said the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than bear! !
I don't just say that I don't want to play for life. I have to pay attention to my body. But you always say deeply: Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? !
A group of thieves grabbed bank was photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! You use your own mind, bring your mask, who knows which wrist.
University Four-Years, "Trophy" display: (c_chairman) (1) 蚓, lying in the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling is like a small finger; (2) a ladybug, seven stars, I have a closer number; (3) A strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why it appears in the bean bag; (4) play the meat, see the big meat in the vegetables (the size of the mouse, the people are envious), and I turned over Look, it is half a pig, it is still a long black hair! ! ! (5) Baozi, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bitted; (6) tofu 7) Other: porridge can take a bath, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to Taiwan ... Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think you have eaten the most difficult food in the world. You can get tomorrow, you can always find yourself wrong.
My intention is a beautiful beauty, and one day will she ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ...
I was depressed: "TMD, I was refused by MM!" The other said: "When I was already refused, the MM's sisters said to me." The brothers next to him said: "You are so lucky, the news I was refused to pass through the girl's bedroom to the boys 'bedroom, and then I told me." The last one said: "Ah, I've been refused is in our school BBS' today's ten I saw it in big '!! "
When class, the two boys: A: "I curse your girlfriend is a big!" B: "I curse your girlfriend is our class !!!" Big one: I found a bug The whole bowl is poured; the big two: I found that there is a strife, put it out of the insects and continue to eat; the big three: I found that there is a worm, I have to eat without insects; I found that there is no insect, protest, No insects, eat! When studying, it was found that a kind of insects, sighed, so it was too single; read Bo: I found only insects, emotion, school food is improved ...
God, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 or two rice! ! ! I will still have a long-awaited angry, I can't stop my heart, I am angry to the meal window, and I will redish the iron meal box of the eight two to the window sill. At present, the noisy canteen Quiet, Liu Shifu, who is watching for a thousand pairs, does not change the color, do not jump, calmly put my lunch box out: "I have said, I will set up 7 cockroaches. I can change the bean bag. "Everyone turned ...
Professional Class Examination Last Question: Who do you think the most influential physicist? I wrote "Newton". As a result, the whole class is only alone, it turns out that everyone wrote the name of the instructor ... X, what is the world!
Yesterday morning, I watched the scenery on the balcony, I found a beautiful girl in the face of the girl's dormitory to waving my hand, I also waved her; then she ran to another window and waved with me, I also follow her Wat again; later she left again, and when I waved my hand, I will react when I am playing again. It turns out that she is wiped the window ...
MM is looking for Tsinghua University, unnecessary. Fortunately, I met a professor with a few young books. "Excuse me, how can I go to Tsinghua University?" The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way: "Reading, only constantly studying, you can go to Tsinghua University."
A Tsinghua's student took a broken bottle to watch the dog bear in the corner of the zoo. His mother went to the hospital asking the child whether there is a problem, the doctor said that he is sick, be sure to learn him. So the doctor also took a jar with him with a jar every day, and the two did not speak for a month. Finally, he said to speak: "Do you ask you ... Do you also prepare a sulfuric acid sulfate?"
The only girl in the department came to see the basketball game. Suddenly, the mm skirt was blown by the wind, the outer school boys shouted: "God, spring out!" The boy is in the hands of the face: "Please, is a hometown!"
I also saw it on that day: When a man married, I swear to my marriage. I will be derailed after marriage. He will be derailed after a few days, and there is no retribution after a few days, and it is forgotten. Until one day he sat in the ship, he suddenly realized that this is God's punishment, so he quickly prayed: request to see him in other innocent people. At this time, I only listen to a low voice from the sky: you think that I am idle these years. I am easy for me to make this boat.
