WW worked for so many years, in fact, there have been many things in the middle, and there is a sad. I have acknowledged some of my more funny things that I have encountered here, all of which I personally experienced. However, most of them are the first year of work. Maybe there is a lot of passion because I just graduated. I like nostalgia this person. Ha ha. It's enough to be a smile.
Software loves the old graduation, I am doing software for telecommunications. I often go to a very remote county and municipal training. At that time, Windows just became popular. A user installed Windows 95 at a time. Because she didn't understand Windows, I first gave her a general power-off and click double-click operation. When you are preparing to train our own software, she is very emotional, saying that your software is very bad, I said: This interface function is just mainly to enter information, so it is very simple. She said: My original software is turned off as soon as I press this button (power). You still have to call me "start", but also choose "Turn off the computer" and "OK", you are not annoyed! I hurriedly said: This software is not what we did. It is a US. She said: Not your company, it must be yours. I will have the original black screen (DOS). You will change it back!
When the computer master telecommunications was still in front of the company, but because the computer was basically universal. Basically I have to spend a lot of time training computer basic operation. So painful thinking, after I am in a county, I found the director, saying that you are the best training in your company's computer. I found a 40-orn-40 female worker who finally found a 40-ornamental worker: This is our most powerful. I asked her what computer did before. She said: Nothing is, it will send a telegram! I am dizzy!
Double click and start to teach her, and the dead horse is doing a good horse. A contribution of this Windows is to use the mouse. But this double click to give me a miserable. These mothers of these mothers are old employees of telecommunications. She doesn't want to launch. She also wants to learn, work overtime. They are too difficult to operate to this small mouse. Ask me how I don't work. I see her operation, I saw her look, raised her index finger, got the left mouse button, then lifted his hand, wait a minute, and some of them. I can't laugh, I have to force her hand and press to the mouse. Down two down. Finally, a good way is to teach the classic games of their Windows, mine. Oh, let them go to the night to sweep, and finally the Malaysia tiger can.
The input method for the input of some customer basic information, such as what is the address name and what is the input method. But she doesn't say that the five strokes will not be pinyin, but it is hard to break me. Teach her half-day pinyin, God, I quickly became a primary school teacher, and this student's tongue seems to be particularly big ..... Finally, she suddenly thought of her will send a telegram, and quickly found a "teleprend code input method". Just get it.
My computer has a day with a customer to put me in a shortcut to the computer desktop to delete it. Then she called me very urgently, saying that our software was gone. I tell her, you don't want to worry. Open "My Computer" first. She "Oh", put down the phone. I think it is possible to operate the computer. After a while, she came to tell me: "No, we lead the leadership. Your computer has been brought to your company. We don't have your computer here." I will vomit! "
When I first entered the company, I was very modest. Due to the company's habits, mutual title is basically not called the name, called "work", such as the surname, called "Li Qi", the surname "Zhang" is called "Zhang Qian", and the customer's engineer is also called. Some colleagues surnamed Wu, we called him "Wu Work" (蜈蚣). Once I went to the customer there, there was a 30 or so, people introduced the surname Gong! I first called Gong Gong, but I was exported, I feel like it is called eunuch, I have to swallow it half of it. Calling people Xiao Gong, too impolite, and later I want to call Lao Gong, almost become "husband". But it doesn't make it, and later I really met a "labor". I didn't dare to call it again. Finally, simply call it. When there is a user, there is a user called me, he can't get off. After teaching for a long time, he always didn't know how to do it. I have to say hello to him: Do you see if there is a black line behind your computer, plug in a plug? he said yes. I said: You pull down the line and then you can. For a while, he said to me: You are really amazing. How do you know that there is a root line behind my computer? I have to say: That line is I specially put it there to shut down. :)
The sticks of the old tiger chicken and eat a few friends to drink together. Some people suggested to guess the boxing order. Finally, unified use of simple "stick old tiger chicken". I have been caught by me, and everyone is very strange. Ask me. I said: You have brought a girlfriend and will not take the initiative to call "chicken", I like to be "Tiger." Everyone laughed! After his girlfriend listened, he called him: You although it is called "chicken", don't take me, I have been calling chicken tonight. Everyone is laughing!
The SMS Storm Recent colleague watching TV to see such a user: the user sends SMS to mobile company, I want to check the phone bill. After a while, I received a text message, the content is as follows: "Test! Please log in to a mobile company website to check" users are unilaterail! You don't call me to send text messages can be queried, I query actually married me. Complaint immediately to the TV station.
Colleagues quickly queried, found that the content of the SMS should be: "Dear XXX Customer: You this month's call is XXX yuan, ..., this query is for reference only! Please log in to a mobile company website to query", due to the SMS content Long (more than 70 words), the SMS is divided into two. This user may just receive a back (just separate "reference")
Shop name
There is a supermarket in Wuhan, called "East China" supermarket, has not been very clear, think about it, it should be China. Later, a friend reminded that it was the supermarket in the East Gate of "Huazhong Normal University".
