In theory, 90% will be drunk once before the age of 30. As for the drunk, it can be described as a variety of variety, a lot of tricks, and people can't help ... Today, let's take a look at the thousands of pose after drunkenness. Everyone comes to the best laugh, who has a better smile!
1: I want a few stars
At the end of the unit, I gathered at the end of the year, and a very stable colleague drunk blood red. The leader is not good, and I quickly let me send him home. I can wait until I will hold a taxi, but this colleague doesn't live to get on the bus, but it is so exciting to sit on the road. I saw him looked up, and he said to the sky: "Who said that the star on the sky is unclear, I will take them out this evening!"
2: Block the police
Eat once, a little brother is drinking, but it seems to be awake, everyone is ignored. When the rice bodies were found, this brother suddenly rushed to the center of the road, reached out, stopped a 110 police car that was patrolling, then pulled the door, sitting in the police, said loudly: I know that you have a car, (Qingdao Taxi pricing is a piece per kilometer), but you don't need to write so big to show me, you think I am myopia ...
3: Business is really good
Go to the restaurant to eat, there is a brother to go to the toilet, and it is very mysterious to tell us after it comes back: "This hotel is very good, even the toilet is in two tables!" When everyone was strange, a group of people rushed. Come over, you have to play the brother. Of course, we don't do it, ask them: He didn't provoke you, what do you do? "What do you do? We eat well, but this guy will go to our private room to sprinkle the urine."
4: Car leak oil
There is a more cool brother, once he is wearing a trouser pants and aircraft motorcycle. After a silly drink, everyone retreats. When the roadside broke up, the brother suddenly urged, just went to a tree, did not solve the peel pants, but unlocked the belt, I saw him with the belt, and the big tree began to start. At the end, he also shivered with a belt. Then he launched his own motorcycle. Just when he was going to start, he noticed that the ground under leather pants became a group. So, he asked us a confusion: "Strange, how can my car leak oil?"
5: Banknotes big delivery
When I was a newspaper, I had a colleague. He had a special legendary hobby. I like to give people a money, one hundred, let people go home. Who don't want him to be anxious, you can't hit people. As a day before, he ran to people in front of him, and put a pity: "Big Brother, give me money yesterday ..." The most funny is the same Things to make money, actually happened three times in one month.
6: Throw a watch
My father, after drunkenness, always love and people bet, once he can't return late at night, we went to all pub to find him. When he found him, he was squatting with another person than the watches, and finally, his old man took off his watch on his wrist, throw it to the street, and then hurriedly walked over to pick up excitedly : "You see, my watch is still walking, you will try it too?"
7: Four Seas is home
There is a flower bed in front of my house, and I went out in the morning, I found a brother in the flower bed, and there was only one pants in the upper and lower. And his shirt, trousers, tie, stacked it next to the side, pressing his mobile phone above, actually closed. There are also leather shoes, but also a whole, socks in the shoe hole ... It seems that this brother is this home. Later, I thought, fortunately, this brother didn't have naked sleep, otherwise, there was more lively. 8: Climb the stairs
Once, Tianjin came to the netizen. I claim to put our Shanghai people under the table, we certainly don't cost the gas, so I turned. Drinking red wine from the beer, drinking from red wine, drinking liquor from the yellow wine, the final result is: The old brother of Tianjin should put the wife of the toe fracture, but the six-year-old daughter from the first floor Beng to the seventh floor, then sent back to the first floor from the seventh floor, being hit by the wife, and the eyes are blue.
9: encounter robbers
After drinking with a group, I went to a certain home. Walking, a person got lost, and another will go to him. Everyone went to a certain family, sat down, and the person who left for a while came, and I gave everyone a robbers, let him ran the robbers even. When I finished, I went to find him, and the impairment of the emblem and licking him, smashed him with a brick, and smashed him.
10: I am coming again.
Once, several friends were drinking a famous fishing king, one after a drink, hard to rush to another hotel will come to a group of wine friends, everyone can't go, I have to let him go. . How long does it take? He suddenly appeared in front of us, sorry, "Sorry, I am sorry, I just drunk, it is late." Said, a butt sat down, rushing at the waiter I shouted: "Come, go on!" Later, we only knew that he left us, and the drill drilled into the taxi, rushing to the driver loudly: "Open the road, go to the fish!" The driver slipped around the street and sent him back. When he came to us again, he has identified who is who is coming, the result is better!
11: Cry and laugh again
In the past, I met a girl. The temperament is good. The two of us have been sticky almost every day. It is not to go to the bubble in the evening. One night, we drunk back home. After she went home, she began to make trouble. Cry, crying is powerful. She hides alone in the bathroom. I pulled her out of the door, and she drilled into the big wardrobe, and then cried. It's hard to get her bed, she hugs me cry. This is still not finished, see the hand on your hand, oh. I slammed into the wall. I just watched the beautiful folding mobile phone into two halves. The next day, she woke up. Holding the head to look at the two mobile phones, and when I ran, I ran down the floor. I am inexplicably look at her. I saw this lady picked up the brick and slammed the phone. After you smashed the outer casing, she took out the parts in it, and smiled at me: "Oh, these parts value 300 dollars, sell it Let's buy a mobile phone! "
12: It's a pity
A relationship unit comes to our colleagues, please a very high-grade restaurant, what is the abalone bird's nest, and some piles. During the seat, everyone frequently raised, turning over the melee, and I don't know how much bottle of red wine. I only remember to go, my colleagues were vomiting downstairs, and they were spit and called: "My abalone. , My shark's wings, unfortunately. 13: From Nanjing to Zhenjiang
I know a big brother, Nanjing, I like to drink. At that time, he went to ride a small magnolia motorcycle. One night, he was drunk, but he was still riding his motorcycle home. At that time, he also couldn't see the road. I only knew that I was happy along the 312 National Road. After can't just rode, when he is a bit awake, the cold is looking up, a signature in front of me is "Zhenjiang Hotel." He actually rides from Nanjing to Zhulan motorcycle to Zhenjiang! More embarrassed, he rides a small Mulan and rides from Zhenjiang to Nanjing.
14: Love
There is a man who is very elegant and elegant. It's convenient to go to a small tree. It's time to take it. But I feel that someone has pulled him, "no, no, too late, I should Go back, my sister is goodbye. "Helpless is going to take off. When he is a person who is busy, wait untooted, come over with him to persuade, "Miss, let's let go, let's come back, there are some people." After coming back and forth, after a few hours, they It was found that he was actually bundled with a tree with a tree, and he was a good job with the tree ...
15: I have admitted
My brother unit has issued the year-end bonus, and he and a few good colleagues celebrated a hotel. After the wine is full, my brother comes out with a car key, but she can't open anyway. My brother is thinking, it may be because I have more drinking, what is hanging? Anyway, I have made a lot of money today, just hit a car home. So he put the bicycle in the trunk of the taxi, and took a taxi back home. After waking up the next day, my brother came to the downstairs, it's broken! He has to take a taxi and pull it back. It turned out that he was pulled back by him at night. The bicycle of colleague!
16: At home
One of my neighbors, likes to drink, often drunk. Once, after he was drunk, he went to the taxi, the driver slowed down, waiting for him to say where he said. I haven't waited for a long time, I didn't move, look back, he is away from the clothes. The driver was scared, and he quickly asked: "Mr., what is you doing!" He said: "When I am home, I have to take off my clothes!" The driver hurriedly told him: "This is my car, not your home." He After a while, I shouted: "Fast, return to the place where I get on the bus!" The driver asked why, he said: "I just thought it was home, and I took the shoes to take the door!"
17: Fortune
Once, a friend of my field went to Qingdao, and my friends went to the restaurant. As a result, he had a bit high. After the hotel, the dead reluctant to take the room key, no way, we have to go to the hotel front desk To find ways to. When we returned to the door with the waiter, I saw a whole piece of playing in his wallet, a credit card, a business card, and a play in the game. After seeing us, he was excited and jealous: "Come on, I will count on you!" 18: Take the car
My brother, I like wine drunk driving, once, I am taking a police in checking the car. Just when he was invisible to unlucky, the police took a phone call, holding his mobile phone, pointed his hand, and told it. When he saw the organic, he quietly returned to the car, and the policeman who called the phone did not presented the wind, the wind turned back home. On the next day, someone used the door to hurt his home, which was the police of yesterday. His wine has now woke up, naturally, I will ask the police: "What do you do? Is there anything?"
The police said: "Your car I have already driven you to the door, now, do you give me a police car?
