Wife's diary hilarious (see you, I want to get married)

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In the middle of the night, I woke up, I feel that my husband hugs me, stealing! I thought: This guy is very cool, I didn't expect to sleep.

I accidentally reveal it. So I was moved, I was ready to enjoy his hug, I heard him confused.

: "Wife! It's so cold!" I can't wait to kick him out.

At a certain day, I watched TV with my husband. The actress in the TV is jumping in ballet. My husband said to me: "Wife, you are also very suitable.

Jump ballet. "Avoid! I thought: my husband must think that I have a good figure. But I want him to praise the direct point,

It is anger to keep asking him: "Why do you say that I is suitable for ballet?" Husband is a very professional tone.

Speaking: "The chest of the ballet is not too big." I suddenly didn't roll down from the chair.

After getting up for a weekend, talk to the recent overhead of the husband, I think we often spend money, this is not

Ok, so I decided to change the problem of messy money. At night, my husband accompanied me to the supermarket. I saw Shaqima, I loved. But

I don't know which brand I want to buy, so I will take one, the price is 4 pieces 8, I am preparing to reach the hand, I heard my husband.

The non-stop: "4 blocks, 4 6." I heard the laugh and smiled, it seems that he is the province of us.

The money plan is serious.

One morning, I took a break, my husband came to work, I sent my husband to the elevator, the elevator door opened, I turned to go home,

I heard that my husband called me, turned to see, I saw my husband standing on the front of the elevator station and stopped the elevator door.

Exploring my body and said to me: "No one is inside, KISS!" I was so angry and laugh!

Once, I said to my husband while I took the mirror: "You said that I have to go back to get off work every day."

I don't have to do anything, just go to work, how much. "My husband walked to me, keeping me, saying

Road: "Wife, wake up, wake up, time is not early." I was completely defeated by my husband.

I like it with my husband to watch the Dragonfly, but whenever I want to change my film, it is very painful, especially in winter, I don't want to

From the nest. So, when I stopped at a time, I immediately slept immediately, and I also sent a snoring; my husband saw

Shape, you can only go to bed. When I arrived in the disc, I immediately woke up, and I put it into sleepy, how to say:

, What happened, what happened? Do you want to change the disc? I am coming, I am coming, I am coming. My husband said that I am too bad.

In the past few days, I have forgotten this matter. When I change the disc, I just wanted him, but he slept on the side.

It is naturally like a law, laughing at me.

After washing the dishes, the stainless steel pot is brushed, and it is very excited to brush, and finally brush it.

So very proud! My husband stationed in a cool dress on the stool of the balcony, I am so happy to play in the pot. He

The pot, the head is partied to take a closer look, just don't boast me. When you are asking him, if he uses his hand, if you don't have anything else,

"Well, this young man is still very handsome ..."

At the beginning, my wife said she won't cook. I said: "No, I will do it." Result, now I am doing

! Haha.

When he got off work, he went to pick me up, I wanted to buy bananas. Two girls in the company have also been buying. Me and

They are very familiar, and he is not at all. I called them: "Too good! I don't have to buy it?" The girl handed me generously: "Just take it!" I only got one, the girl said: " Take more! Policy

What you! "He also followed:" Take two roots! "Colleagues also quickly attached to him:" Take more

point! "He said no, two is enough. I am just a next, how can he lose my face like this, he

Put me to me, then handle the two bananas to your colleagues, say seriously: "Thank you!"

I went to work on the next day, everyone, I thought it was still laughing ...

My husband likes to hide at home, let me find him, but the house is too small, I'm easily finding him easily.

Before going to bed, he went off the light (the switch of the lamp was a certain distance from the bed), and he saw him quickly squatting on the ground.

However, it is clear, (Night vision is very vision), but the sound is not sound. I saw him kneeling for a while, and I cracked it to the bed.

Come over, I have never laughed, wait for him to carefully climb to the bedside, see the head, I fierce, scared him

! Haha, laugh!

In his husband, I am a famous myopia; low IQ. But sometimes, he will also go to me. On the day before yesterday,

At the door of a lively shopping mall, we walked, but I found him back, see him nervous to look backwards.

I went to behind him, shouted his name, he fierce, I didn't see him, or shouted, I still made

Very scared, very anxious, he is happy to hold me, say "oh, stupid!" Oops, sweet and dead!

I remembered again: After eating last night and walking in the yard last night, suddenly I saw a cockroach on the road.

, I am called "my husband, step on, step, step on it!" Then I also put it on my feet and prepared to step on, my husband said, "Oh, it is a small

Strong, let it go. "Let me feel that I am thinking that I am cruel, my riot is love."

My husband is sitting at the bus, blocked on the road, sending me a text message, let me go home.

I will give him a text message saying that you will sleep in the car.

He returned: no! If you dream of you are scary!

On a certain day, I saw the Sports Competition on TV.

I vowed to say: "In the future, I want my child to practice sports as a country !!"

My husband looked up and looked at me and said: "That let him practice weight, see that he can do this!"

Hey ...

One day, I discussed the silly topic of all people discussed "Make a man or a woman next life", I

I thought about half-day "I have to be a man in my life, let you be a woman to serve me!"

My husband watched me and said, "You also say this for a lifetime" ......

Yesterday and my husband hit the mouse at home, my husband was brave, and she was dead. I am great awkward, but he is very laid.

Say "Hey, I remembered" Shuk and Beta "when I saw it, I am so uncomfortable!"

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