NO. 1. - Warm response to the wrong phone - midnight, sleep in the sleep - "Bell ~ ~ Bell" phone rope. "Who also called so late?" Hey, touched the phone in the dark. - "Hello, who?" "Big, is me." "Oh, it is you." "Big, your body is good?" "Very good." "My aunt is good?" "It's all good." "Hey? What is your voice?" "Because you missed the phone, outside." The other party had 5 seconds, and then "Dudo ~ Dood ~" blind sound. No.2 - encountering unqualified warners, slightly punishing - one day, phone ringing, lounging up the phone, the sound of a girl coming up. "Hey, give me a small way." - is a "savory girlfriend", now the girl talks about the thief. "Ah?" My family included a pet, and there was no such name for her. "I said - I - find - Xiao - Li -" The other party obviously impatient. "Sorry, I think you are wrong." - My temper is very good, the other party is a female comrade, so I have to keep the custom. "It's impossible, are you not ********? I didn't play it wrong." Just hanging the phone, the sound in the earpiece increased several decibels. I felt that I was suffering from blood, have you gone wrong with me? I look around and determine this is my home. "Oh ~ Yes, I didn't listen, I am sorry." I used the most kind tone. "It's really, I said that I won't be wrong." She is still coming. Ok, I will make you all enough. "Are you?" "I am a leaf." "Ah, leaves." I did something to understand. "Xiaoli is going abroad." "A? I haven't seen her for two months?" "" It's a month ago. She also called yesterday, saying that a friend called the leaves bought a laptop, I don't know Address, no way. "" Yes ... is it? I am a leaf, how do I contact her. "I vaguely heard the voice of the phone. "You remember *************" I quickly turned "World Well-known Enterprise Contact List" Inside, I will pick up a call to her. No.3 - Do not do it - one day, the home is unable to pick up the electricity, and the phone is bored, but the phone's phone number is no one. Put down the phone, I am bored in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost came to the phone. "Hey, hello." I usually take the phone very little to use "Hello", it can be seen that I am more excited. " "Hello, I am here is China Netcom Customer Service Center." A sweet voice of a girl. "Ah, good, it doesn't matter." "" Ah? What do you say. "" Hey ... didn't say anything. What do you have? "Obviously I am excited. "I want to return to visit your broadband usage. Disturb?" "Don't bother, of course, don't bother, too don't bother." At this time, the other party must think that my neur has problems, or the stimulant is much more. "Do you feel that your home is fast?" "" "" "" I said that it is not good. "" You can log in to our website, there is a broadband test area. There is a free movie test "", I have been to "There are more than 500 movies there can be free online." "How do you feel?" "The film is old." I regret. "(The other party couldn't help but laugh, quickly returned to normal tone) I said that you feel how you feel, have you paused." "Ah, this, okay. That is to watch" Bai Xingjun " Over.
"" Is it, is there a long time? " "" About 30 minutes. " "what? No way. "She is still a little not believed." How can I stop so long, is it a crash? " "" Didn't crash, I will put it after I canceled. " " "what? Are you suspending yourself? "Yeah, what happened, I have something to go, can you stop?" Then you don't say it early. "I am really wronged." ... (the other side of the other side to wipe the colleague) No ~ Nothing, you can suspend, as long as you wish. "Then ask again" still have other questions? "" Let me think about it ... Yes, "I am willing," I can't download it, Wang Fei sang. I like Faye Wong's song, unique taste, do you like it? "I really like Faye Wong." I? "You said how she is divorced with Dou Wei. I like the songs of them like. For example, ... "I said that thirty fang and Dou Wei's songs were said, and I also sang two sentences, I estimate that there were more than 20 minutes, and the other side stayed very well." Mr., yours Singing is good, but I am working, can't listen more, I am sorry. "Oh, right, you are working." Oh, you have forgotten. What kind of unit is you? "Network ... Netcom Customer Service Center. "The voice in the phone is a bit swallowed." Oh ... Netcom. Do you call me? "The voice just fell, only listened to the" 哐 "on the phone, then heard a lot of people anxiously shouting her name ... No.4 - with his way to person Netcom's call charges are very comments. Whenever you call the number, the computer will guide you the key to the key, often query one call fee needs to be pressed and twenty times, and finally "system is busy, later In dialing, "I am determined to retaliate, and let me create these troubles to make these troubles. I will worry about consumers. This day, the opportunity is coming, the call is prompting, the call is being played. Netcom company labor-proof the number of the phone bill. "Hello. I am here is a webmaster call center. " "Hello there. Here is the ** home. "I want to notify ..." "Now start the speech transfer system. "I didn't wait for her to finish, continue to use the mechanical voice." If you need a male owner to answer, please shout (1) The hostess should call, (2) The little man will call (3) Most of the puppy Shout (Wang) If * makes a mistake, please shout (return). "The voice just fell, only listening to the woman's excited, the call is coming," this phone is advanced. " "three. "Later, the voice of the female operator came to the voice." Sorry, the little master you choose is not over the age, so I can't talk to you, please leave the phone, wait for the little master to learn to speak, will Quickly call you back. " "what? ......return. "After listening to my introduction, the other party chose" two "." Sorry, the hostess is not at home, if you are not used to talking with the puppy, please choose (1) "I am a little angry, select the choice Also I can't choose to me. " "The other party is somewhat helpless." Welcome to talk to the male owner.
