Teasing your happiness joke
1. Female: "As long as you have money, I am married to everyone." M: "Do you marry the bank's safe?"
2. When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between pistol and agencies.
3. My wife wants to lose weight, so she rides every day. As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in a month.
4. Patient: "Doctor, leave the scissors in my belly." "It doesn't matter, I still have a."
5. Judge: Why do you want to print counterfeit? The defendant said innocently: because I won't print the owner.
6. Wife: "Men, are timid." Fu: "Not see, otherwise I will marry you."
7. Shanglian: Hahahaha, next: 嘿嘿 嘿. Horizontal batch: neuropathy
8. The first year: he said she listened. The second year: she said he listens. In the third year: The two said that the neighbors listened.
9. If we survive the cold world is still difficult to change, at least I also have you resolve the face of ice and snow.
10. Thief: "How much is the number of fast numbers today?" Thief B: "No, see the newspaper tomorrow, I know
. "
11. Teacher: "Peter, how many years do you know how many years?" Peter: "This is going to watch the heart of the cat."
12. Kangaroo said to the dog: "I can put the phone in my bag, and you can only hang the phone on the ass!"
13. Pig Eight Rings: I changed the name of Panan, a lot of beauty waiting for me! Sun Wukong: Mo is not you online, stay
child.
14. Daughter asked Mom: "Dad is shy from before?"
If he is not shy, you are now at least four years old! "
15. Father: You are so big, you should find a wife. Sub: Yes, but whose wife, who I am looking for?
16. Female: "How is you talking to me? Chew sugar?" M: "Don't chew sugar, how much sweet words?"
17. A woman: "Your fianger knows your age?" Bian: "Yes, he knows part."
18. "I will treat her as the Arctic!" "How?" "She is cold like ice, and can be attractive like magnets"
