It took a long time ago, there is a group of people who don't leave the horse, they don't leave the armor, and they are born with irrigation. I rank the old six in them, and people called "Horse Sixth". Many years later, we went to Nanyang to do business, and local people like to wear the vest I have made. In order to thank me, they named the nearby strait as "Malacca Straits". But some people say this is not this reason, but for six months after I got, they found that their "Mats" is already with six A ...
2. MM: Do you love me? Me: I love you love to the sea and stone ... Five hot finger prints, she said angry: "You lie!" I: I love you love China Mobile no longer charge ... and five hot finger prints, "You are lie!" I: I ... I love you love to go out, school is no longer guarding, the canteen no longer eats bugs, the logistics is no longer monopoly, the machine room is no longer broken ... "Yeah, you It's so good to me! "MM was full of red, gave me a kiss, ft ...
3. The person entered Yunda (Yunnan University), I like to kill, I used to kill, trouble! Now I am fine, I have a "Kujue brand" hammer, and now a hammer has passed the five-knife, but also benefits. "Kajue brand" hammer head, did you hammer today? - "Kaer" six factory honors!
4. When high school, the class teacher often teaches us to teach us: If you can take the university, it is not enough! ! !
5. See which bank's English abbreviation is the best cattle B: (School) a. Bank of China - BC (Bank of China) - "Doesn't!" B. China Agricultural Bank -ABC (Agriculture Bank of China) - "Ah No! "C. Industry & Commercial Bank of China -" Love! "D. Minsheng Bank - CMBC (China Minsheng Bank Corp.) -" Save? Idiot! "E National Development Bank-CDB (China Development Bank) - "Point!" F. Beijing Commercial Bank-BCCB (Baijing City Commercial Bank) - "White storage?"
6. At the graduation, the manager duplicate: "What is your specific?" I: "JJ"! "
7. A gorgeous murder committed death into the 18th floor hell, he heard a teacher shouting his down. Killing people, I am convinced, "Why is the teacher going to be the 19th floor hell?" Answer: "You hurt only the human body, and he hurts is the soul !!!"
8. From Sun * Zhigang case, I don't believe the police! I don't believe in the law from Liu * Yongxue case! Starting from Su * Xiwen case, I don't believe in the government! I don't believe in fairness from the start of the household discrimination. From CCTV every day, I don't report it, I don't believe there is truth! From the new * wave, you will be deleted every day, I don't believe there are people who speak! Starting from the Kajue case of Ma *, I will not play cards ... 9. Although the famous flowers have the Lord, I will come loose soil :)
10. (Guangxian) get up early in the morning, how many children pay the East. Not Dad doesn't love you, your mother does not pay.
11. Shanghai Institute of Technology: What is the English abbreviation of your school? MIT: 'mit', what about you? "Shanghai Institute of Technology: Your Americans are really stupid, of course 'shit'!
12. Ghost: Are you not afraid of death? Me: I am not afraid of living in Zhejiang University. Is it afraid of death!
13. When the cafeteria is waiting in line, I can't care about my foot behind the MM, and she is big. I sighed and sighed: "Now MM is fierce!" Who knows that MM is listening, full of red, a chest: "I ... is really a good chest?" (C_chairman)
14. (Song "Ren Xiaoyao" Tune) Irrigation is not afraid of being too thin, I am a sense of greatness to be proud, it is a bad thing, I want to irrigate in a lifetime. Irrigation deeply can't see it, Irrigation is in the heart, there is no water to live, I can't live to the old, how can I get you better. Let me sad, let me regret it, hate you unknown; let me suffer, let me be tired, let me fill her laugh every day; let me drunk, let me sleep Ok, I forgot the irrigation of Irrigation; let me be right, let me be wrong, follow the wind irrigation forum to be happy ...
15. University 10: 1 Manage supervisor * prison; 2 Quality rogue; 3kiss disclosure; 4 consumption white-collarted; 5 in class dreaming; 6 escaping; 7 girls dinosaurization; 8 boys dementia; ⑨ love lightning ⑩ ⑩ ⑩ specialization.
16. My left hand took my first night ...
17. (Song "I picked up a penny in the road" Tune) I got a thunder in the side of the road, gave it to the police uncle, and the uncle took the string, flew it on the sky, I am happy to say. Sound: Uncle, goodbye!
18. I: 59% of handsome, 40% cool, 1% micro shy; applicable range: PLMM of 17-20 years old; Indications: mood, lack of friends, life; warning: long-term delivery will result in more serious Dependence and rejection of other men!
19. Relying on, it is said that a person is easy to meet bad people. I went around every night. When I didn't touch it, I didn't touch it. If you have an idea, add me QQ, let's contact it, and I don't have a white night in the past few years ~~~
20. Men's highest realm - "gun" does not leave "target"; the most tragic realm of men - "gun" is not "hand"!
21. Don't think that the small JJ is inserted into the soil. It is strong * the whole earth; don't think that the little JJ is strong ** all the universe; don't think that the volcanic eruption is the menstruation; don't think that the earthquake is strong *呻 呻; don't think that it is not gravitated; don't think that the solar system is strong in the sun * I have formed after nine times ... (known as "MOP" to build the greatest reasoning "!!!) 22 My motto is: Star, the second. Money is between StarCraft and girlfriends; parents are between money and interstellar; friends are between parents and intersteration; your brother ... is between the thighs! ! 23. Let the defeat guardian Deputy Governor Irrise the yellow horses SIMAO (people name) to smth (Shuimu BBS), the customs and duty, all versions of the deputy monk bamboo dispatch, Qin this!
24. The air of the big four, as suffocated, just like Dust 2 terrain, I have already been familiar; now the canteen, I am not going, just like CS, I will no longer play snow; the school girl, more duty, Like some rookies, it is still in the warehouse; single life, very empty, just like the charge, no one follow me; the only work is a graduation design, in fact, it is not as good as CS.
25. If you arrange a girl I like it again, she will not like my girl in me, I decided * fucking the mother mother - it is the Virgin!
26. Ren Yingying teaches the fox, and later she fell in love with the Fox; Yue Lingshan teaches Lin Ping's martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Ping; Xiaolong female teaches Yang to go to martial arts, and later she fell in love with Yang Tong; old urchilism Later, he fell in love with the; however, how can I not teach my class or a female help to ask me?嘻嘻 ~~
27. I swear I no longer look at the beauty. But in the middle, this vow has nothing to do! ()
28. The best girlfriend, one meter seven nine, Gu Pan beauty, 拈 拈 手手, 口 含 樱, 若 莲 藕, parents are merchants, family wealth, jade gold branches, no worries, idle jellyfish, want to come Friends, suddenly encounter ugly men, disappointing a family, dragging the dog! ! !
29. Give me GG: We want to think about every day, but don't meet every day; you are responsible for making money, I am responsible for beauty, you can love others, as long as I don't let me find; if it is discovered, the drug is cooked! ! ......
30. When I arrived in Switzerland, I realized that there was no more than 100,000 open accounts. I got to Greece. I realized that the charming place is actually a temple; I reached Panama, I know that a river also represents sovereignty; to Brazil, I know that the clothes don't do very little. I don't want to harm. I know that I don't know that football will make people hang; when I arrive in South Africa, I know that I will be loved at any time; to Sahara, I know the importance of saving water; walking Africa, only knowing that people sometimes need; walking through the years, only knowing that the classmates have been hard to forget ...
31. Three years ago, I was worried that I couldn't find a job, I took a master's degree; three years later, I worried that I can't find a job and I took a doctor. I don't know if I will regret it for six years ago ... 32. The state of the country is related to my bird, and I don't have a sound of the wind and rain. ! !
33. I was anxious to be sweating, and the index closes my eyes on the blackboard. I wrote the chemical reaction equation forgotten yesterday. After writing, I lowered, waiting for the arrival of "风 雨雨" ... Unexpectedly, the old man will immediately let everyone applaud, and I hold my hands, I am very excited. "This year The Nobel Chemical Award will be given to you, you find new elements !!! "
34. There are many books in bed, Europe history, mathematics, novels, philosophy ...
35. Under the moonlight, my girlfriend asked in my arms: "Do you have a brother?" I pushed the girlfriend who opened the arms, I was very laborious to bend my head to my crotch ...响 响,: "实 亲 ~ ~"
36.i Meet you, I Like you, I know you, I think you, i follow you, i have you, i kiss you, i fu * ck you, i k * Ill you, i k * Ill Myself. That`s all, the end! 37. The lion and bear are stool on the tree. One month later, the lion found the trees than the trees next to him, and then the lion said the philosophical-lion. feces. Win. in. Bear. Convenient. what! 38. 网络 网络 网络 网络 网络 网络 留 留 留 留 留 留;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
39.ping mm: Request timed out; ping money: destination unreachable; ping love: unkown host name; ping future: reply from hell: Bytes = 32 TIME = 99Year TTL = 1.
40. - The truth has never been defeated. - Only when people who persist in the mistake, the truth becomes the truth! ! !
41. Dalian Maritime MM: Take later, fascinating thousands of people; play the front, scare millions of lion! 42. Beauty has not hocked first, often mallow the wolf tears ...
43 .-- There will always be the old man! - Recruitment of the old female secretary, please contact if you are interested.
44. Each girl is an angel for the love wings. They come to the world, they will never return to heaven, so men must cherish it. I am an angel ~ Really! Just when I am, I can't keep the face, I can't get back because of the cause of weight. Fortunately, I still have an angel, kind, benevolence ... 45. Whether we are in the BBS, we still have to go back to reality. As a result, we lost the time of youth, fresh and beautiful, sharp, intelligent confidence, strangers, happy new acquaintance. Final comfort, us, the "grass cup disk is a total of a joy, a fierce light" - a lot of life, ordinary life. 46. English teacher often said: Let us first look at A (article); Mathematics Teacher often said: Let me first see it; chemistry teachers often say: Let me give you a "silver mirror (penis) ) Reaction "; language teachers often say: Let me give you prostitutes (吟).
47. Senior expert advice: If you can guarantee the 1200 months of water, you are almost 100 years! !
48. Cute "Dinosaurs" has always similar things, and beautiful crush has each terrorist ~
49. Historical teacher asked: "What is Dong Zhuo ride in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" There is no answer under the platform. The teacher reminded: "Think about it again, this Marlb is also riding." At this time, someone answered: "禅." The teacher is very angry: "Betting, I asked is the daytime !!!"
50. There is no passionate kiss, where is it to roll on the bed?
51. I: My first question is that for my second and third questions, can you only answer only 'can' and 'can't' you can't answer? MM: Yes! Me: My second question is, if my third question is that you can do my girlfriend, then your answer to my third question can not be the same as the answer to the second question. ? Mm :. # ¥% ... - * ()
52. Looking up, look down at the sky!
53. I: Yushu Lin Feng, Yushu Xiang, Jieji Star, Tiger Back Bear, Wind, Unruly, and a bronze color, strong body and powerful arm, inner soft character, wild in the wild, Pensive is amazing, it is simply a model of men, women's grace ~
54. There is no rehearsal of life, every day is live broadcast! 55. Woman hopes that men can have calmly, decisively handle everything, such men can give people a sense of security. Women don't need men to tell her what to do, but hope that men will guide them to do something with their own ideas or skills, especially when they encounter, the external environment interferes with their judgment, they There is also a need for a man with a deep connotation to guide them.
56. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.
57. I am older, I have never said a fake - this sentence except.
58. The starry star is a handsome, arrogant, arrogant, and the righteousness. Humor is his advantages, kind is his weakness, rebellion is his characteristics, perfect is his shortcomings; he is passionate but not porn, romantic but not sway, the wind is, but not flowing, and good at the spirit of life can't bear it. The flesh is torture and have been committed to rescuing thousands of beautiful girls from suffering from suffering! ! ! 59. The rabbit is anxious. Hand ... (the highest realm of the Chinese character structure, sweating ~~~)
60. I am a handsome guy. If you are a beautiful woman, then add me as a friend. Rest assured, I have money! However, the skin is not white, 1.65 or less, short hair, dyeing, fat, thin, there is a boyfriend, smoking, small eyes don't see, wearing glasses, big nose I got, the big mouth is gone, the temper is like a donkey, the character is like a chicken ... Hey, don't go, see! ! !
61. College entrance examination: A and B can be transformed with each other, B is generated in boiling water c, C can oxidize D, D has a smell egg, what is ABCD? My answer: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, c is a cooked egg, D is of course stinky egg! (This is the idiot of the question!)
62. I am the universe super 霹雳 无敌 大笨, welcome you to hit me, married me, k, flat, kick me, 踹, 揍 揍,, 我 蹋 蹋, 蹂躏 我, practice me, even eat me Meat, drink my blood, smash my skin, smoke my ribs, smash my bones, boil me fried fried and stewed red and steam and steam the dry water ... I have no complaints. But the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, cute, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, and temperament.
63. I never eat a duck tongue, from the things you taken out from the duck mouth, dirty ~~ I love to eat fried eggs!
64. - "Teacher, I can't help but I want a small solution!" - "How is the current student so unknowns, it is actually published in my class !!!"
65. There is a geometry in the world, why bother to learn geometry. Learn geometric geometry? Don't learn geometries and geometries! !
66. Irrigation is just my work, my real identity is a study ~. 67. In 1983, China was manufactured in China, with a length of 170cm and a net weight of 53kg. With artificial intelligence, all parts of parts are complete, stable, and have been trusted by more than 20 years. This product is fully equipped, unlimited and returned. Due to development needs, Cheng Zhixi is developing the second-generation product with the proceedings (women only), please contact us!
68. Rice in the pot, I am in bed ~ * ^ _ ^ *
69. Your small first half, I can't participate, your big half, I will accompany you!
70. Human is the best partner for dogs.
71. I hope 35 years old, I can sit in my own office building every day; when I get off work, the secretary tells me that I have earned $ tens of millions of dollars in the world; I will follow a small country. The head of the head is chess, and the sea is swaying in the sea. I said to the head of the head of the head, "Go, bite it!", Then the head of the head bite the shark; 80 years old, my wife told me, she I am pregnant ... 72. I have been waiting for someone, waiting until the beard is growing, still not waiting. Until one day, I found yourself with a white beard, I took the mirror, I saw a fat old man, so I decided not to wait. I got married, did my father, I came online, I hope that one day can wait until she, I just want to tell her, I have deeply loved her deeply, I used to wait for her ... Those who have been waiting, let me cherish today's happiness and happiness ... 73.DASNY ['' DλSni] v. Kill you n .. Famous ID, registered in 2000, currently used management homes station. Dasny ['' DλSni] n. Name, born in 1984, Fujian, Fujian, 2006 Peking University Finance, 2010 Waron Finance: 2015 * Years Cance (Chen) Investment Company, its establishment of Chen's military Technology Group, the first phase of the optical cannon test failed, unfortunately hit the Japanese island led to the Japanese national extinction, and then fade out of the military; 2030 became one of the three investment companies in the world, 2035 and the wife created Chen World Poverty Alleviation fund for 2035 Relief European and American refugees, 2040 won the World Finance Society Lifetime Achievement Award, 2050 won the Nobel Peace Award after the Mars.
74. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select one 100 yuan, hold down "Ctrl-C" then keep "Ctrl-V".
75. Three years of master's five-year Bo, the body of the bone and waist. Yesterday, the pride was hard, and now I saw the mottled. In the pockets, the goods are often less hated, and the abdominal grass is getting more. The wall of the reeds of the wall, the mountain bamboo shoots empty outer shell. Have a heart to study, there is a G-Torker. During the day, died in a dusker, and there was a panic online. People according to the computer brothers, love the football heart. I even have a red sleeve to add a fragrant, and Nanke dream is awake. In the air of not, the rain, the phoenix tree is short. Message the same window boy, do not act like this. The light floating boat is difficult to go down the sea, and the empty years are easy. This truth is all lungs, so please be fine.
76. My dream is a prince of the white horse. I believe; in one day, I will spray the fire to find him ... but I still have a ppmm ... (see "university BBS hilarious signature file 03 Invincible Termination Edition "Article 8)
77. I am a person who is framed by you, selling and silence, my fiancee is harmed by you, I am trampled in your trample, by you as a martial stone, my father is harmed by you. Live hungry ... I didn't want you to die at hungry, but I forgive you, because I also need forgiveness ...
78. Girls are so beautiful, causing countless boys to compete; hate Guangyu boys, left to hold right; Guangren brother, beauty accompanied; Guangxian students, a group of monk, sprinkling blood contains tears to catch dinosaurs; There are many tyrannosaurus, and we will look at Guanggong! 79. The monkey picks up a card, so I wanted to see it clearly on the branch. Unexpectedly, a thunder is cried, "" It turned out to be his * 'ip' () card !!! "80." What, Japanese is also an account? !!! "I ask God . On the face of the face, I showed a shy, and the support for half a day. "Calculate ... ... 是 ..." I took a shot of his shoulders: "This is not your true heart." God rose red face, turned and swear. Looking at him, I can't bear it, I can't bear it, so I caught him: "The lost hand has this batch of animals, but you can't put them next to the Chinese!" God crying : "Your Chinese people die well, tell me what is righteous, if I have been in the past, I have nothing to do so early!" I was swallowed by God, speechless ...
81. Tsinghua a girl returned to the dormitory at night, and the road met a ghost. Ghost: School girl, you don't have hands. The girl was scared. Ghost: School girl, I have no feet, so bad! The girl finally couldn't help, and suddenly cryed: Sister, I am even more miserable, I have no chest!
82. Currently, we are in the primary stage of the Irrigation era. After a period of efforts, although we have achieved great achievements in a number of sailors, due to the large number of people, the per capita resources are relatively short, leading to local personal development very unbalanced. At present, the main contradiction is the contradiction between growing water water and backward irrigation technology. The openness ideas is not the main contradiction between the primary stage, but it will still exist within a certain range, and may also be intensified under certain conditions. We must allow some people to get water first, first irrigation, and finally realize all possible water! The system of "diving is not guilty, and glory" has been rooted in China and initially showing its superiority, but its immature, imperfect link must gradually solve the ideological reform. Irrigation is the primary stage of the development of the forum, and we are in the primary stage of the water, is the non-developed stage, and it is also an insurmountable historical stage. I hope this stage will not change the same 100 years as the socialist primary stage! ! ! All of the watermen must unify thinking, unify, transfer the next work of the work to the forum, to put "opening, fast irrigation, will irrigation" as the guidelines of the "three generations" ideas. The next four years is a critical four years, and the water is getting less and less. If we don't grab the young tail, miss the last bus, the future beautiful forum will not talk. Of course, comrades that have been victorious are light rolers! Therefore, the full version of the comrades must continue to work hard, strive to succeed as soon as possible ~~~~
83. Sitting in the early Qing Dynasty, the Beiyang army took the gun; Wuchang City lost in the rules, the Northern Expedition war helped; the warlords were called the king, Nanchang peripherals were hurt; there were thousands of miles to regulate the wall, the enemy's anti-war steal sheep Decisive Battle of Pingjin, crossing the river, crossing the Yangtze River, drinking soup; ducks, feeding the wolf, cannon, the golden gates, self-defense, and the reform and opening up. Who dares to be more than the qualifications? ! ! 84. One day, the teacher is in the classroom. I can't understand, when I was in this point, I was handed over with a mirror, and I suddenly realized that I suddenly realized ...
85. I am 20, people see people love, spend flowers, and take the car to take the car! God knows astronomical geography, knows the chicken fry garlic, every walking, often leads the beauty back, handsome guy! 86. A excellent Nipple member online career should spend this: When he recalls the past, he is not ashamed because of the jealousy, and ashamed of the past. At the time of death, he can say: My whole life and all the energy have been dedicated to the world's most magnificent career - I feel incomparable to the sandy brick, Irrigation, truss, fruity Proud and proud!
87.Pig Wood WOLF HORSE BEE! (This is the famous peak - Zhu Mount in my country) 88. Do you know the same thing in the defense and stool? a. There is a paper; b. The most painful thing is that when I can't come out; c. It is very cool after it is finished; d. Mentor (Cantonese) is very easy. 89. (Song "The most glorious" adjustment) The sun is bright, the station sang three singing, ZTS woke up, the assistant is busy dressing. The big water truck is busy, and the small waterwater is from the water, and the happiness is from ... The water is created!
90. I have a car, there is a room, and there is a fixed income every month. If you are interested, please add QQ: 8 ×××××××. Attached: House - University Six-person bedroom; car - bicycle (absolute environmental protection); fixed income - 21 yuan per month.
91. The reason why the angel will fly because they have seen themselves ~~~
92. Ugly, but the ugly special, that is, special ugliness.
93. She excitedly asked: "Are you a real frog prince?" I shy my nodded ... I suddenly kissed, I almost suffocated, after breathing, I said to her: "I am the real prince of the frog country." But it is not a prince's frog. "She yelled, crying. I haven't been there yet to ask that she is not a real princess, she is nausea, human love is really profitable!
94. Under the leadership of the bamboo, we must continue to closely unite around the bamboo, and highly raise the great banner of "there is a saying, no water is also", and conscientiously implement the requirements of "people who have left", insist on " I know that there is no reason, I have no endless "ideological route, carrying forward the spirit of" I am not afraid of sour, I am not afraid of trouble ", and put" Irrigation "as the first trust in our revitalization of layout! In the water, it is necessary to have new ideas. Blowing must have a new breakthrough, and the leap bum must have a new situation, fundamentally change the lazy way "of" a few days, thinking to come to the laundry ". To improve the water supply benefits, pay attention to the continuous improvement of everyone's skills to strengthen management, thus embarrassing the road "per day to irrily irrigation, not irrigation"! Make our layout, the sustainable development, and finally, let us work hard to achieve the four-way goals of "surfing the frequentization, irrigation specialization, blessing, saying words"! 95. Pro-MM, get a mouth! I don't solve it: Why do you do it? If you think it is a loss, don't you do it? ! However, it is a mouth! Doubt ... 96. If 26 letters of English are numbered from A to Z, you can get 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7, respectively. 5 = 96 points You work hard (hardwork) can only get 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 points only your attitude (attitude) is 1 20 of your life 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 points
97. Boy, please don't cry easily, only when you face your favorite person, you will be fragile; boys, please don't cry easily, only when you love her too much, you will put your self-esteem. Girl, if a boy is crying for you, please take his hand, maybe he really can accompany you for a lifetime; girl, if there is a boy crying for you, please don't give up him, maybe your choice will destroy Drop a person.
98. Foreign: Your Chinese are very hardworking. Me: Why do you see it? Foreign: If you don't have your school's cafeteria's glass, you will be "breakfast" every day ~
99. Don't take the "Xo" of 83 years to get me, give me a bottle this year ~
100. I chase swan, Swan disdain: "If I grow into you, I have already died!" I don't accept the gas: "I am ugly? How can the pig have lived well ?!" Pig listened to the grievance Cry: "I just watched your signature, I turned this, I tmd who told who !!!" (Reprinted to 渝 网)
