Philosophy in joke

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1. The father and son have passed the five-star hotel door and see a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainted his father and said: "People sitting in this kind of car, there must be no learning in the belly!" The father said that it was clearly written: "said this kind of person, there is no money in the pocket!" (Note: You What is the view of things, is it reflected in your heart's true attitude?) 2, after dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes, father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, the kitchen came to break the sound of the plate, and then a silence. It is a son looking at his father, saying: "You must be a mother break." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear." (Note: Our habits come to see people with different standards, so that it is often the responsible Take the strict, to be width.) 3, there are two Taiwan Tourism Group to Japan Izu Peninsula, the road conditions are very bad, everywhere is a pit hole. One of the tour guides sorry, saying that the road is simply like a PA. Say and another guide but poetry said to tourists: Mr. Mr., the road we walked now, is a well-known Amai Wine Wo Avenue. (Note: Although it is the same, different ideas will produce different attitudes. What wonderful things are, how to think, decide you.) 4, the same is the third grade of primary school, in composition Said that their future volunteers are as clowns. Chinese teachers are: "There is no big bust, and the scorpion is not taking!" The teacher with foreign countries will say: "May you bring laughter to the world!" (Note: As a elder, we are not only easy to request more In encouraging, narrow definitions defined.) 5. In the Palace Museum, there is a wife who is impatient to her: "I said why you are so slow. It turned out that you are still stopping. Things. "(Note: Someone only knows on the road of life, the result lost the beautiful flowers of the two sides.) 6, the wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband has been talking next to her: slow. Be careful! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over. Quick shouts, too much oil! Tofu is all flat! "厎" wife out, "I know how to cooking." "Of course, Mrs.," The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know, I am driving, you are chatting next to you, my How do you feel. "(Note: I don't have difficult others. As long as you are willing to stand in the opponent's angle and stand.) 7 A bus that is full of passengers quickly advanced, there is a person behind it. Conducive to this car. A passenger reached out from the window to say: "Old brother! Calculate, you can't catch up!" "I have to catch it," this person said: "I am this car. Machine! "(Note: Some people must work hard, because not this, the consequences are very tragic! However, it is because it is necessary to go all out, potential instinct, and unknown, it will eventually show it.) 11, A: "The newly moved neighbors is good, last three in the middle of the night, when the night is quiet, running to fierce the doorbell of my house." B: "It is indeed evil! Do you have a warning?" I am a madman and continue to blow my little speaker.

"(There must be because it will be because you can see yourself, the answer will be different when you face conflicts and disputes, you think about whether you want to be in your heart, maybe you can release it soon.) 12 On a day, Zhang San took a car in the mountains. When he gave a beautiful scenery, he suddenly opened a truck, and the driver who was full of black teeth also shakes the window to him: "Pig!" Zhang San wants to be, the more you want to be, the more you want to be too angry, so he also shakes the window back. "You are a pig!" He just finished, he hit a group of pigs in the road. (Don't interpret other people's kindness, then let yourself suffer, and make others humiliated. Before unknown, first learn to be emotions, patiently observe, so as not to have repellent.) 13, the little boys ask Dad: "Yes Not to be a big father, what is more than the son? "Dad replied:" Of course! "The little boy asked:" The electric light is invented? "Dad:" It is Ai Di. "Little boy asked:" The little boy asked: "The love Di Sheng Dad how did Dad invented the electric lamp? "(Very strange, people who like to sell old ages, especially easy to plant the game. Authoritative is often just a empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in this era of this diversity.) 14, Xiao Ming does not take a shower Be careful to swallow a small piece of soap, his mother panicked to call the family doctor. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients now, I may have to go to half an hour." Xiaoming Mom said: "Before you come, what should I do?" Said: "Give Xiaoming to drink a cup of boiled water, then If you use force, you can make Xiao Ming blow bubbles for time. "(Take It Easy, relaxing relaxed, life is too nervous? Since things have happened, why not calmly face. Worry It is better to be wide, poor is not as good as poor.) 15, a solid big lock is hung on the gate, a hierarchy costs the force of nine cows, or you can't open it. The key came, his thin body drilled into the lock hole, only gently turned, the big lock was opened "". The iron pole asked: "Why do I have a great effort to open, but you will open it easily?" The key said: "Because I know his heart." (Everyone's heart, Like the door to the lock, let you have a thick iron rod. Only Care, in order to turn yourself into a delicate key, enter the hearts of others, understand others.)

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