Preface
Even and even MM acquaintance 8 years, 5 years, unlike many parents, the same age people, our feelings have gradually calmly calmly calm with the lapse of time, but a strong day. Recalling a lot of interesting things that have happened in five years, maybe these fun make us feel more and more profound.
I would like to use this document to MM and all love life, and find people who live fun.
Even and even MM (1) Don't hang the phone
12:00 on a winter night, I was awakened by the phone ringtone.
It turned out that several stories made by "less male girls" have cheated her tears again. She hopes that I will comfort her.
The more comfortably comforted her, she cried and more fierce, I didn't have a way.
I have to say: "Don't hang the phone, I will climb the past"
She finally didn't cry, said: "Well, wear more clothes, don't catch cold."
Even and even MM (2), the holiday forever - Valentine's Day
From my and roommate as "2.14, it is a tree planting day or Valentine's Day", the face is beginning to debut,
Even MM will not have any hope for I can have this holiday.
Finally, one day I couldn't help it, and I started to complain that I was almost Valentine's Day.
So I asked her:
"Are you Chinese or American?"
"Of course, Chinese"
"Are you a Christmas in the Spring Festival?"
"Of course, the Spring Festival"
"Are you a Valentine's Day?"
"That's seventy-seven"
"Seventy-seventh holiday calendar a few months?"
"do not know"
"I don't know if I don't have to have passed."
The MM is fainted on the spot, and this problem is never arguing.
Even and even MM (3) Woman on the bed
When I am undergraduate, I am the only MM in our dormitory. So they persecuted me!
Once, I was ironing the phone porridge with even MM, and a roommate came in, and I called me:
"Pengpeng, who is the woman in your bed?"
He knows that my MM must hear it on the phone.
Falling, purely framed! I really jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it. . . . . . It's really a spicy.
So immediately the phone came out of the harsh sound, and I have never been long for a long time.
Even and even mm (4) for love sacrifice
MMs are very embarrassed, and often put pressure on you often.
For example, tell you that the recent GGDD secretly gives her "autumn spinach", or one of them is one of the people who have a certain advantage.
In fact, these are a poor means designed to be better to raise their price.
Our mission is to know it, remove her!
One day, MM is called me: "The handsome guys in your class can do it, temper, you want to make chess, I'm going to make chess."
I immediately made a pity:
"In fact, if you are really good to him, you don't want him.
You know that I have sex, you don't want his limbs, and the five senses are blurred.
In order to prove that you really like him, we must be courageous to sacrifice himself to change his peace, and always stay here. "
Even and even MM (5) Apple, etc.
High school clues MM home is not far from school, so they have to share with me before class every afternoon.
I look at the eyes at the same table.
Once I joked with the same table, I broke up with MM.
The same table is anger: "Your animal, why don't you, the apple you eat is higher than you!"
I have nothing to say, saying that "works and other body" are used to describe high scientific research level. It turns out that "Apple and other shackles" are used to describe feelings, epiphany.
Even and even MM (6) four or five
(To vomiting the self-propelled 痰)
One day, the bicycle is docked by the bicycle, and the car will fall. Even MM is called:
Be careful, a family of four is in your hands.
I am a premiere, and then strongly refute:
Wrong, it is five!
(This is a background story, even resolutely supports "family planning" - three plans, MM insists on up to two.
On that day, there were still a few words, and I didn't want to write it. Since I explain it, I wrote it and have a disgusting, everyone :)
MM said: The third you are born
I said: Then I am looking for someone else to help
MM said: Do you dare? ! )
Even and even MM (7)
When I was a child, I asked me: I will fall into the river with your wife. Who is you?
I don't hesitate to say: Wife
Mom is very angry: some of my wife, my mother is one!
I divorted: I rely on my mother in the first half, and the second half of my life is relying on my wife.
One day, even MM also asked me the same stupid question: I will fall into the river with your mother?
I don't hesitate to answer: mom
MM is also Very angry: I don't live you?
Agile debut: some wife, mother!
I will talk about this issue again and another day.
Friends asked: Who are you saving?
I don't think about thinking: Who is close to who.
(Hoho, listening to the heavens, don't blame me)
Even and even MM (8) who chased who
One day, high school classmates asked us: "I saw you in the time, I can't see who chased it."
MM looked at me, I didn't hesitate to answer - "Touch each other", MM smile and nodded.
After the classmate, MM couldn't stand:
"Get it, you are clearly chasing me"
"What? People who have long eyes on the head can be seen, you always give me something to eat, this is not the most accurate seduce?"
"You have gone to me, I didn't feel it at all, I didn't feel it at all!"
"If you don't have a chaotic eye, I will hit me, I will not fainting, I like you. But I didn't show it, you didn't see it?"
"I didn't see it, I didn't mean."
"I just have an idea, there is no action, you can not be the same, just on the high three, take the apple fragrant to corrode me."
. . . . . .
So I remembered that I asked my parents as the same problem.
Mom said: It is my heart, poor him.
Old said: What? ! When you chase my group, use you poor?
. . . . . . .
No one is a self-owned unmarried youth, Sigh, it seems that this problem is a never-ending topic.
Even and even mm (9) bald event
The idea of shaving is long, when I was a child, I was at home. I used to manage my wife. Only now in the right delivery period, management is loose, and I have called last summer, I am very long "hair is too long, hot panic", ready full Accumulate. So I officially submit a motion requesting the shaving head in MM. I didn't expect to suffer from the 4th persecution.
She first is a bitter person's personal attack: "You look up, the top of the head, the back of the head, if you really shave the bald head with the destruction of the destruction? Plus your head big, no hair is more bigger ....."I'm not afraid!
Then she is profitable, the right to move: "I will buy ice cream this summer, buy your love, how? ...... In addition to this, other things can promise, I listen to you "I don't want! Later, it was electric flash thunder, and the wind and rain Jiajia: "Do you have a distortion? Tell you, I really shaved the bald head, don't come to me this summer! I can't afford this person ..." I don't go out. "
Finally, she made the most vicious tricks -
That day, the father-in-law came to Beijing, and MM immediately told, and the father-in-law of the father-in-law turned his face. My father-in-law did a lifetime, and my mother did a lifetime procuratorate. Every day, I will deal with the bald head. I have hated it itching. I will suspect that there is a predecessor, and I don't have to say a bald. I have to say a "joking" will give a lot of hardships for a few days.
After the two old people left, in order to celebrate the victory, MM forced me to carry out "family rules":
1. The wife is right 2, if not, see the first one.
So I can only experience the light in the nickname and signature file :(
Note: I am in the nickname of Shuimu Tsinghua BBS is: "The bald head, sunglasses, wearing the ladybug is me"
The signature file is: "Use my nickname to reach the outerway of my mm. I mm from me." Hi, Honey "ignores me?" To gg? " "Is it still ignored me?" Is going to me? " "Don't return it in the head?" It is me! ! "I took down the sunglasses, she finally turned back, and then happened to a bad scene ..."
Even and even mm (10) slippers
Even the slippers were rotted, and I was too lazy to buy, and I wore it in the dormitory.
That day I sent her back to school. She said: "I bought you a pair of slippers, put it in your bed, try it back."
I caught back to the dormitory, I tried, Sigh, a little small, called:
"Do you want to squeeze me? So small, we can go to play basketball"
"Do you not wear 41?"
"How do you buy it?"
"Oh .... should be big, right?"
"This doesn't understand! I am mad at me. Forget it, give you a chance to make up - my shoes is also broken."
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Even and even MM (11) pass
Even MM never forced me to accompany her to the street, only a few times - all because she felt that my clothes began to worn as migrant workers (of course, we did not insult the peasant class and working class), she wants to give me Buying clothes must be tried to try. This, I know that I have done 10 people in the world, and I have done a blessing of 10 people.
That day, she felt that my vest is too old, I have to buy it, plus I still have no sandals, so I have to go shopping with her.
MM told me: "Women are very capable of feeling substances" - in fact her means: girls like to visit the sky.
Look at the middle, the boss bid 190, I just want to say "make a whole, 100", MM first open: "This is washed, all the streets are 60." Later, it was a thrilling "price war" and debate. I really admire the movie MM to the WTO to the market to the market to the laid-off wait for people to consume the tightening, "business people do not lose money", "I sincerity, you give a real price", etc. The comprehensive application of the speech, and finally even did not hesitate to take such a bitter meat. In this way, even the MM is sticking to the front, biting the price is 63 yuan, and the boss will throw a "Miss, you are really embarrassed", and I don't know if it is admire. Packing up the pants, MM tells me: "Now, the price is not cut from the waist, all from the foot neck" a dedication.
I looked back to see the boss, a helpless look, hehe! Who told you that the clothes you sell is parked MM?
