I want to be with you # 地? [ZT] Give a brother who did not gf
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I have always thought that I am a very failed. Others can talk to my girlfriend, do it # 爱, I only have the part of the water. Earlier, my father told me that 99% of girls will ask: Why do you want to be with me? So, even if you lie, there must be a very beautiful reason to help people 's heart. Maybe, my father didn't know how important it was in that year. I have not yet been raised in this loyalty from the age of 18. Responsible, you have to come up from my seventeen. That year, my male hormones finally had enough energy to make unscrupulous teasing. I know, I have to have a woman. At the age of 18, I became the first goal of my near-water roof at the same table. She really asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I am A: You look like a flower. She returns: Unfortunately, you are not handsome, stay away from me. 19 years old, I am sure that my face is long. The entertainment committee of the next door is asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I replied: You are high. She returns: Unfortunately, you have not talented, hurry up. Twenty years old, my composition won the school award. A bone-skinned girl asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I A: You are like a yarn. She returns: Unfortunately, you are not strong, taking me with me. Twenty year old, I am high. Downstairs, the daughter of the boss of the fried tofu, asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I am A: You are big and expensive. She returns: Unfortunately, you are very poor, eat big #. Twenty-two years old, I became the son of the outbreak. I asked me a little bit of fox odor, asked me: Why are you with me? I A: You are charming. She returns: Unfortunately, you are too small, go home and eat milk. Twenty-three years old, my beard I have comparable to Marx. A four-flow underwear model asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I A: You are temperament. She returns: Unfortunately, you are not able to catch the mouse. Twenty-four years old, I am proficient in the instrument etiquette. A monthly salary over 10,000 riding wandering bicycles to work, the sales lady asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I am A: Your personality is superior. She returns: Unfortunately, you have no personality, let's die. Twenty-five years old, I was called alternative gersters. MM downloaded in my network asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I am A: You are really transparent. She returns: Unfortunately, you are not true, go to the sow to touch your luck. Twenty-six years old, I abandoned the network. The boss of a young blog asked me: Why do you want to be with me? I replied: You are sexy. She returned: Unfortunately, you can't satisfy my appetite, first in me for a few months of ducks ... I finally vomited blood. Ten years of cold windows, there is no girl who has no one. What can't stand it even, my little brother has twenty-two times a day, the same body looks like me. Seeing that I will break the male record of Guinness, I will hate my father for the first time. Twenty-seven years old, there is a girl asking me the same question: Why do you want to be with me? I can't stand it, I am agreed, I have been angry with the fire and I can't suppress it. A: Laozi wants to be with you # 地! Twenty eight years old, I am married, a clean, beautiful girl. She said: At the beginning, it was an amazing straightforward moved to me.
