High courses, the teacher is struggling to book on the blackboard, and the teacher is can't bear it: "The students are small!" Many buddy: "Teacher, slowly, you are used to!" Teacher Faint! ==== ========= High school school must wear a school uniform ... There is a reciprocal student never wear ... Tube of this teacher is in the door to check .. One day .. Teacher saw this classmate did not wear school uniforms. Asked why it doesn't wear it. This is anger,: My mom is not dead ... Why do you want to wear filial piety ... Teacher sweat to die ... ============= This may not be a mouth: teacher is dragging, "I still To speak a little ... ", after a strong male interface loud" strong twist melon! ", The audience is quiet ... Teacher's face Tieqing:" ... "..." ... ====== ============ Even the teacher said when I was in class: "The boss is the boss, my wife is my mother. The old companion is the old companionship with you ~~ ~~~". Even the same table, I asked the teacher: "Teacher, is the teacher is the old wet?" Teacher 暴走 !! Junior high school, children like a few boys, a butterfly (now think about it is bored), and learn to play together Excited, when the class bell rang, the math teacher called him a few times. After 5 minutes of class, this classmate ran to the door to call the report, the teacher said angry: "I just call a dog, it will sway the tail!" This classmate is late: "I have no tail ..." Laughing, even the teacher can't help but ... ============================ My brother is asked in the high class : "The calcination is a very useful discipline, learning the calculus, what is our goal? My brother: No tooth! ============ 上 上 上 老 老师 说:: In fact, the rather whose wolf is not eating The chicken, that is the experiment. I have gone together a chicken and the wearer. I guess what happened next day? Classmates louked around: Chicken is pregnant. ========== === Junior high school physics lesson said that the use of the tube is a fat man sitting in the last row to stand up: What should I do if the teacher is flowing out? All class, the teacher didn't talk, I have been talking about other things. At the next lesson, the teacher started to start the teacher three in the class next day, and the class was aware of the reflection of the teacher. ================ Physical education teacher : Turn right, don't mess, sweep the classmates next to the eye angle. Some people in the next corner say: Only his bladder is long.
=============== One painting teacher is famous, and there is a large number of reports on a newspaper, and the photos are accompanied by the photos, so they will blow themselves: "Recently I have some classmates and I said. Teacher, you are really, I got a photo on the newspaper ... "I:" Search for people? "Result: Teacher glad to me at least 5 minutes, then lecture. ============== High three, geometric teacher, a bt old woman, love self-blowing, giant people. One day in class: "I am very attached to the Municipal Education Bureau. They always ask me to study questions. Every time they are caught ... car delivery" (Note: This old lady, "said here I deliberately there is a stop to strengthen the tone). Me: "Three rounds?" Results: From this to the geometry. ================ The first middle school leadership meet, the following students are very unconscious, throw a floor towel (the temperature is almost 50 degrees, after the meeting, one leader then Speaking: The classmates are all sanitary napkins. They have been made up of the unclean floor. The male classmates have left clean. The female classmate can't smile .. =========== ===== So far, I don't know that the teacher is talking about the wrong or wrong, the English teacher (more than 50 middle-aged women), said that several boys did not listen, 大: " What do you want? "" I miss you! "I will answer. After the teacher silently refers to me, I am big: You are a stinky **! =============== When high school, the first time I went on the labor class. The teacher is an old man. Self-introduction, "My name is Wu Shu Mountain." I immediately went there, "I have a long moon in the northwest". The whole class hilarious, the teacher is tie, the teacher is fined Dry live. Cold ~~ According to: "Nothing to look at Chang'an, the poor countless mountain" is taken from the Xin Qiqi "Bodhisattva Book Jiangxi 造 =" ===================== The language class, the teacher called a faint school to answer the question, the classmate is fascinating ... Teacher said: "Will you not be? Will n't you also say!" The classmate: "Hey." Teacher Khan. ==================== I think we have the most classic teacher in high school mathematics.
A girl in our class sits behind, listening to the body, the ear is blocked, so talking is very big, saying to her: The teacher came over to tell me. Almost all students have heard it. Teacher is no exception, look at the classmate, then say: I don't have it. ================ raised the flag president made ideological report: "... I am the son of the Chinese people." I am a Chinese people "======== ========= Once the school is open, the teacher (more than 60 old ladies) let the show. Classmates will start: the teacher also went out to dance. A boy said: Jumping a steel tube. The teacher didn't understand the meaning of steel tube. I thought that she had to jump and said: I can still do it when you are young, everyone .......... ================ Haha, We will test it at high school, the upper is the geography, the teacher is reported to a place name, we will answer the minerals below, saying that many local teachers suddenly asked: "What is Jiangnan yes?" Jiangnan beauty !!!! "When the physics class, the teacher lecture the convex lens, talked about the camera. On the blackboard on the board, I suddenly heard that there was a laugh, so I turned it, I said, then what, then Kid, I finally squeezed the sentence: "Teacher, you write wrong", "So we turned back to see the blackboard, only see the words written by the teacher on the blackboard, Hercules" .......... full lauga, I have always been a strictly known teacher's face to rush, nothing to say ......... ============= Self-study class, the educational director walks into, ask the team leader "Help me find two people, I want "Safe," So the squad leader organized the whole class to vote and selected the start of the class, and finally unified the advice, selected two mm of the most PL of the class, so two mm is very shy to find Director, Director Said "Go to the Academic Affairs Office with me, I want to move ..." ============== Sitting in the last row, next to the back door, each time, each time, all the same The table woke me, and then I took out the classroom to bath the sun. In a certain lesson, the teacher broke the shortcomings called me to answer the question. He was woke up in the same table. I got up and pushed out the classroom. After five minutes, I feel the same environment in the classroom, and then hurry to go back to the classroom, all division Health is a frosty.
