All women are good! Men have something to say!
1. You feel fat, then fat, don't ask us, we refuse to answer.
2. Good use of toilet seats, set it with hand!
3. Don't cut it for long hair, long hair is always fascinating than short hair, men are afraid of marriage, the woman suddenly cut into short hair after marriage, and you still have to get along with her.
4. Don't look at the birthday, Valentine's Day, and the anniversary discovery perfect gift.
5. Ask your questions you don't answer, you will get the answer you don't want.
6. Please remember that we are sometimes not thinking about you.
7. Unless you want to discuss the topic of playing, soldiers, politics, etc., don't ask us what we are thinking!
8. Sunday = exercise, just like the month and the rising tide, do not change!
9. NO! Shopping is not exercising! Exempt!
10. When we go out together, we will wear anything very well. Really!
11. You absolutely have enough clothes.
12. You already have too many shoes!
13. Crying is the behavior of intimidation of extract.
14. Your predecessor boyfriend is nothing!
15. How do you want to say it! Smart hints are useless, strong hints are useless, and obvious hints are useless, say - out - come!
16. Do you know what day today? We never do marks on the calendar!
17. It is really difficult to stand with pee, and we can inevitably lose the inclination.
18. Most men have only two shoes, we can't pick out a pair for your clothes in a big fire.
19. "Yes" and "NO" are a good answer to all issues.
20. If you need someone to help solve the problem, even if you come to us, if you need "sympathy", please find your hand.
21. The headache for several months is absolutely problematic, go to the doctor!
22. Check your fuel tank before driving!
23. The Japanese drama is preferably left to Japanese.
24. Don't want to borrow what, we would rather no hopeless.
25. Don't argue the issues we have discussed half a year ago, all of our dialogue should automatically invalidate after seven days.
26. If you can't dress up into a peerless beauty, you can't expect us to show like the best male protagonist.
27. If one can have two explanations, and one of them is uncomfortable, then we mean another.
28. Let us use the eyes, this is born!
29. Don't touch the light!
30. You can tell us what you should do "or" what you want, don't say two.
31. There is something to finish in advertising time as much as possible.
32. Columbus does not need to guide the direction, we don't need it.
33. Wearing women without rights complaining that being stared at it.
34. Women should wear the exposed clothes, because we all like staring.
35. Our relationship will never be the same as just started, and honeymoon is over!
36. Men's distraction is like a computer console, only set sixteen colors, what you said is a kind of fruit, not a color.
37. "The sky after the rain" is not a color name.
38. Where is it itch?
39. The excitement of "Beer" brings to you like "new bag".
40. Since this is "our" house, why "my" thing will be thrown into the closet, loft, basement
41. We will never read the heart, lack this ability, can never prove that we don't care about you.
42. When we ask you "What?" And you answer "Nothing", we will be fine, even if you know that you are lying, we will never argue!
