NO1: University in these four years, I have always thought that I am a talent, but I am wrong, I am not! My TMD is actually a genius! NO2: September 28, 1949, I was arrested. On the first day, the enemy severely copied me, I didn't. The next day, the enemy poured me with a pepper, I still didn't. On the third day, the enemy used the beauty of the beauty. On the fourth day, I still want to recruit, but TMD is liberated! NO3: I put the coin to the air - if the front is facing up, I will go to BBS; if the back is facing, I will go to QQ; if the coin is standing, I will go to self-study. NO4: You: Every girl is once a tear angel. When you encounter your favorite boy, you will cry - so far, become a girl. So the boy must not live up to the girl, because the girl gave up the whole paradise for you! I: Although I am not the person who turns you from angel into a girl, I hope that I will turn you from the girl to the woman. Khan ING. NO5: A dog goes to the mountains, the farmer gave it a sickle, and the carpenter gave it a hammer. The dog came to the mountain, suddenly met a tiger, scared it, hurriedly took the sickle hammer, and the tiger saw Haha laughed: "Hey, the small sample, or a party member!" NO6: I turn into a big tree For you to stop the wind, you cut it into a piece of fire; I used you to do my wings to take you to heaven, but you have made it in Kende chicken wings with the fire! NO7: A: "What do you want to do to the University?" B: "Mix." A: "What kind of person do you want to be?" B: "B:" NO8: After tens of thousands of years later, a group of students in a group of candidates A university site found a piece of fossil, but it could only be determined to be female animals. I asked this professor which species of fossils, professor carefully studied some, suddenly excited tears said: "The students, this is the legend The 'dinosaurs' !!! "I poured ~
