I saw the following article I finally knew what "said words and teachings" oh my peerless dad returned to China today. The day before yesterday, he called me "Hey ~ Dad" Father: My mobile phone is no power, worship "... Hey?" I can't accept it. I haven't received it. After I am full of fog, my father go home, "What is it? Later, don't use public calls? "Father: I just tell you, my mobile phone is not electricity" Don't use it, "I am too stupid, I can't find me again." Who is crying ?! "Father: I will walk in the manpower, then you cry on the road. "Your memory is really terrible" Father: Why do I have your ugly and stupid son ╮ "_" ╭ (my father really put this Expression, 喵!) "The whole world only says me!" Father: You still don't meet the "three super" standards, too tender "How do you go to learn people ..." I heard "three excellent" "It took a long time to fall back N years ago, I am 4 years old, my father is 33 years old," I want to eat a pot "father: no, no nutrition", I want to eat! "Father: Don't be noisy in the street, very Grunge "I want to eat !!" The middle is crying for 5 minutes. In the lively street, the little ghost that dragged a little ghost is very shameful. Today, I will change it, but I will definitely. Dad is really ‧ strong, neither impatient, no angry, he is just ...! In the ground, the eyes "!!" "" Put! "I was scared, and the snot of the nose called on the street, more and more passers-by, watching a little ghost, I have been shakeing his coma. Dad Road people: What happened? Do you want to call a ambulance? Little brother is your father? Weakness me: 呜 ... Put, I don't eat ice, get up, parents: very good, if you don't have something to get up, take dust, look up, point the smoke, people: * big shock * strong, my father: everyone Ok, it's okay, and I am his brother, not the passers by my father is gradually dissipating the father: I am watching a bunch of people, very shameful? "... um (nodding)" Father: So, don't quarrel in the street in the future: as a boy has three excellent, behavior is elegant, talking is humorous, the inner is excellent, shameful in the big road, too failure, not qualified When men "understand (nod nodded)" "I really smoked, but I think half is my father's dad ... Although he doesn't care, I don't dare to fight back in the street. I don't have three advantages at a time, my dad, I am really hard to do it, and I will give me 30 years according to your standard ...
