11 jokes let you comprehend life
The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father: "People who sit in this kind of car, there must be no learning in the belly!" The father replied, "said this kind of person, there is no money in the pocket!" - Your thing The view, is it to reflect your true attitude? After dinner, mother and daughter wash the dish, father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, the kitchen came to break the sound of the plate, and then a silence. My son looked at his father and said: "Be sure to break." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear." - We are used to see people to see people with different criteria, so that it is often strict, To be self-wide, there are two Taiwanese tourism groups to the Japanese Izu peninsula, the road conditions are very bad, and there are pit caves everywhere. A tour guide says that the road is simply like a PA. Another guide is poetic to the tourists: "We are now in the famous Izu Charming Woodwell Avenue." - Although the same situation, however, the idea will produce different attitudes. What is wonderful thing in thinking, how to think, decide right in you. Similarly, students of primary schools, their future volunteers are as clowns. Chinese teachers are: "There is no big blem, and the scorpion is unable to teach!" Foreign teachers will say: "May you bring laughter to the world!" As a elder, we not only require more encouragement, but also The narrow definition is defined. The wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband has been talking next to her: "Slow, be careful! The fire is too big. Hurry and put the fish over, the oil is too much!" The wife is out of mouth: "I know how to cook." The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know, when I drive, you are chattering, my feelings ..." - I learned that others are not difficult, as long as you are willing to stand in the opponent's angle and stand. A bus with passengers quickly advanced along the downhill, and some people rushed to the car tightly. A passenger stretched out from the window to the person who chased the car: "Old brother! Calculate, you can't catch up!" "I have to catch it," this person said: "I am this car." Driver! "- Some people must work very seriously, because it is not the case, the consequences are very tragic!" However, it is also because it is necessary to go all out, the potential instinct and the non-known qualities will be fully present. A: "The newly moved neighbors is good, last three in the middle of the night, running in the doorbell of my house last night." B: "is indeed evil! Do you have a warning?" A: "No. I am a madman, continue Blow my little speaker. "- There must be because it will be due to it, if you can see yourself, the answer will not be the same. Zhang San drives in the mountains, just when he enjoys the beautiful scenery, suddenly the truck driver who suddenly opens the window and shouts: "Pig!" Zhang Sanxue wants to be too angry, but also shake the window. You are a pig! "Just finished, he hit a group of pigs in the road. - Don't interpret other people's kindness, then let yourself suffer, and make others humiliated. The little boy asked Dad: "Is it better than doing my father?" Dad replied: "Of course!" "" Of course! "" Edison. "" Why didn't Di Dad Dad how to inven "- Authoritative is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's multi-open era. Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap when taking a shower, his mother panicked to call the family doctor.
