Someone uses a notebook computer. I listen to my friends who say that the mouse is better than the trajectory ball, I borrowed a home trial. Because you must not lead, electricity. A piece of: Hulls is difficult to use, slide for a long time, only one, and the button is on the back, it is very inconvenient ...
An international student in the United States, I want to test the international driver's license. When the exam is too nervous, it is seen that the upper mark is turned left. He asked without confidence: TURN LEFT? The invigilator replied: Right. So he immediately turned right. I am sorry that he only has next time.
Someone worked hard, and finally became small. On the first day, I accidentally collided with an old outside, busy saying: Iamsorry. Foreigners should be: Iamsorrytoo. Someone listened and said: Iamsorrythree. Foreigners don't solve, ask WhatArEyorsorryfor? Someone helpless, said: IamsorryFive.
There is a small white rabbit to run happily in the forest. I touched a giraffe that was in the road, Xiao Bai rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe giraffe, why do you want to hurt your own business? See how beautiful this forest, let us run together in nature ! "Giraffe looked at the hibo smoke, see a small white rabbit, so throwing the hidden smoke, follow the little white rabbit to run in the forest. Later, I met an elephant that was preparing to absorble the aquacine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant elephant, why do you want to hurt your own business? Take a look at how beautiful this forest is, let us Run in nature! "The elephant looks at the ancient cooker, look at the little white rabbit, so I throw the ancient Kakine, follow the small white rabbit and giraffe run in the forest. Later, I met a lion that was preparing to hit heroin. Xiao Xiaobai said to the lion: "Lion Lion, why do you want to hurt your own business? See how beautiful this forest is, let us run together in nature ! "The lion looks at the syringe and see the little white rabbit, so I throw the syringe, rushing over the small white rabbit. The elephant and the giraffe were scared to shake: "Why do you want to make a small white rabbit? Such good care care about our health, and call us close to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bunny rabbit, each time Pull in the forest in the forest like an idiot! "
The roadside parked a BMW, which belongs to the chapter. The police came over, stickers, and sheets. My buddy came from the mall: "Are you not a policeman, what is the cattle? Don't you put the strip, let a list!" The police saw him glance, did not speak, continue to copy the list. You have to be a true cow, 甭 甭, you call the trailer directly! "The police saw him and didn't talk yet." What is the cattle! In addition to the stickers, what will you still? You drag away! "The police finished the list, called the trailer. The trailer is coming. The police looked at the buddy." Hey, you are really a cow! You are a big cattle, you drag away! Borrow you two bile! "The police swayed, dragged away. The police saw him both eyes, I want to persuade him, don't be called so much. My buddy is a white eye:" Your cattle, wait for you to wait for the owner to tell him, you His car is dragging! "
n M many years ago, when the pager was more rare, there was a brother A bought a pager. Teacher B said, try to see it, good? I called to call: Miss, please call ******, stand there, don't move, wait for us to play you! Miss is very shocked: This kind of information we can't send. B brother insisted: I have to be so happy! After a while, the camera sounded, pick up: Someone wants to hit you, you run! There is a painted painting in Adam and Eve. A British looked at it and said, "They must be a British, and men have a delicious thing to share with women." A French saw it, said: "They must be a French, couples." A Sovier Looked, "They must be the Soviets, they don't have clothes, eat very little, but thought they were in heaven!"
