A MM's hilarious diary (transfer)

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Monday sunny

Today is the first day I officially go to work, the company has sent two sets of snow-white shirts. The boss said, we have to wear it every day. This finally solved the mystery of the hidden in my heart, the so-called white-collar workers were wearing a white shirt.

The old always makes me temporarily in the office, although I am very wrong with the metallurgy majors I have learned, I still start from the overall situation, obeying the organization's allocation.

At noon, the director handed me to copy me. Every day in the school and iron blocks, minerals, I will use a copier. Into the Wenyin, send a stack of documents into a large-scale machine, and the result file becomes a lot of "popcorn", I know that the play is a waste paper pulverizer. The commander of the air is in the mouth of the cigarette butter to the ground.

Tuesday

Director went to meet, forgot to check the computer, remember when calling me to get off work. Is this not going to get on the shelf? Metallurgy is used in the hoe and steel brazing, and there is no high-tech to pick up the track. I have turned around the computer and don't shut down. Self-acting call and ask the director, where is the remote control? I only listen to the phone's head and then disconnected. After confirming that the director was shocked by my very creative high difficulty, fell into a sewer in the construction.

Thursday light rain

I wrote an extraordinary work briefing today, and I was orally praised by the director. For a while, I took out the poem of Xu Zhimo. Suddenly, someone smiled in the next door: "This Xu Zhi Fang's skill is really good!" The idol in the heart was ruthless, and his heart was very depressed. Finally, I can't bear it, I cried, "Xu Zhimo wiped shoes?" "Everyday wipes at the company at the company." The other side is afraid that I don't believe it, and the window is referred to: "That is Xu Zhimo Master, the technology is awesome. "Looking around, a dry old man waving shoes brush. I put it ... After the event, the shoe master is really called "Xu Zhi".

Friday is sunny

I don't know if my face is the same as Cecilia Cheung, and I have been too much "usual". The harassment in the office has been constantly. Although my rude sound is sharp, I can't cut the thick face of the harassment. The phone voice is still endless. After a crisp bell, I took the microphone and looked at: "You this color wolf, metamorphosis ..."

When I finished, the other party has spoken: "Now the color wolf told you to take the folder!" I listened, scared one cold sweat, my god, the voice is very magnetic, it seems to be the old master! " The results have proved that my hearing is keen. When the old always took the folder, I still asked me. "I am really colorful?" I have never dare to look up, I feel that my neck is sore.

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