[IT Humor] 2004 IT people's common disease 1. Even if I go home at get off work, I still sit in front of the computer ...
2. I haven't used the 'real card' to play games for a long time.
3. Just contact 3 people, but there are more than 9 different phone numbers.
4. Send E-mail to sit on your hidden table.
5. The reason for losing contact with friends is that they do not have an electronic mailbox.
6. Back home from a long day, still talking with a public attitude. 7. Calling at home, you will accidentally press to the '9' dialing. 8. The topic chatting with friends is always online games.
9. The car will never finish.
10. You know from 10:30 in the evening news: your own unemployed news. 11. The boss did not handle your ability to do things. 13. The dating personnel exceed the fixed staff, and it is more likely to do it for a long time. 14. There is only a friend who has only sent a joke, the picture, but I haven't seen a friend. 15. I always want to sleep at the holiday, even if you wake up, you don't want to go out.
16. After reading the news report, there will be the impulse of the Flat ...
17. Even if the movie broadcast on TV is seen, because it is bored, it will look again. 18. In addition to seeing from TV, I haven't seen Qingshan green water for a long time ...
19. Except for colleagues ... Is there a lot of true friends around me?
20. Complaints on life are always more than happy.
21. Decides that his value is to take the level of online games.
22. If he didn't play online games, you didn't know what to talk to him in addition to asking himself, age, where to go to work (school) or stay. 23. Time is not your own?
24. Watch TV at home is more than a friend.
25. Even if you eat the bubble noodles three meals, you have to upgrade your computer ...
26. Today, I spent a lot of money, I bought some things, I have been in three days, I have forgotten the money. 27. Sitting in front of the same table, working for four years, but changed three companies.
28. After buying high-tech products, less than 3 months found that you are already a secondary product ...
29. What should I eat today every day?
30. Carefully enter your password on the microwave oven (the panel for the microwave is used to use the button) The real key is ...
31. You read the entire article and nodded while laughing.
32. When reading this article, you think you want to transfer your article to a friend.
33. You are too busy, so that you didn't find a few items. And slow! ! The most classic sentence has to appear ...
34. Din! ... You really pull the window to check if there is a 12 item
