Cute child part1
This is a telephone market survey of a pet food, answering a call is a child. Most call: "Children, do you have a small dog, kitten, bunny or bird?" Toms: "No, my mother is not born." Most call: "@ # $% & * ... ... "? Cute child part2
Xiaohua said to Xiaoyle: "I admire you!" "I wrote" my mother "is ..." Mom is so hard, I have to be filial to my mother. "You wrote ..." Mom is so hard, I have to call me a good filial piety after I grow ... ""? Cute child Prat3
The wedding is being held in the church, and there are two naughty children outside the church. "Bored to die, is there any fun?" "Well! What is it?" Child Prat4
There is a teacher, he is a very devout Christian.
One day, he told the children to heaven how heaven, ask the children to say that you don't want to go to heaven.
As a result, only a child did not raise his hand. Then I said that hell is terrible with the children, and ask the job to hover, or the child didn't raise your hands. So the teacher felt very strange ... how he didn't go, hell didn't go. Just as the child said: "Why don't heaven, hell doesn't go?" The child replied: "Mom said to go home immediately, it is not allowed to go ..." "Cute child Prat5
One day, the little girl saw mom in front of the makeup table. She asked: "Mom, what are you doing?" Mom: "In the painting cream!" Little girl: "Why do you want to paint the cream?" Mom: "Good to make your mother more beautiful!" After a while, mother Pick up the face paper to wipe the cream. Little girl: "What's wrong? Is it discouraged?"
Cute child Prat6
There is a child to perform the piano in Christmas, playing the audience has always yelling "An Yi!" The teacher asked him if he would rather, and he is anxious to cry. The child said: "I have no mistakes, why do you want to call me again?"
Cute child Prat7
A famous internal medicine doctor has a little daughter, who meets someone asking her,
InsCrete herself is "Master's daughter." Mother corrected, the reason is that people think that he will feel. She said to her daughter: "From now on, you only say that you are horses and sisters." After a few days, a doctor's colleague touched her: "You are not a little daughter of the horse?" The little girl said: " I always think that it is, but my mother is not ... "? Cute child Prat8
one day
National article
Teacher is playing test volume. Teacher: "A cat 40 ... a dog 35 ..." Xiaomei followed Xiao Ming with the next door: "I have a zero one ..." Xiao Ming: "I am also a yeah ..." Xiaomei: "That ... this teacher will not Will think about our cheating ... "? Cute child Prat9
The main essay teacher asked the child: "Do you know where God is?" "He is early in my home bathroom." "How do you know?" "" I heard me, my mother shouted outside the bathroom: "Old God, how long have you come out?" "" @ # $% ︿ & * ...
